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			 Are you sure you're an accredited and honored pornographer? 
			
			
		
			
			
			Join Date: Sep 2007 
				
				
				
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				sprite advert.
			 
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			 "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
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		 LOL... wow... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
			Join Date: Mar 2003 
				Location: Southeast Florida 
				
				
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		 OMG, I may never drink a Sprite again. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
			Join Date: Oct 2009 
				
				
				
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		 Know what's fun? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	Eat a banana, and then chug a can of sprite.  | 
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			 If there is nobody out there, that's a lot of real estate going to waste! 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
			Join Date: Dec 2003 
				
				
				
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		 That was some facial! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	She did seem to be enjoying it though.  | 
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			 Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless 
			
			
		
			
			
			Join Date: Sep 2009 
				
				
				
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		 That's awesome.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	I think I'll change my nickname to Sprite. hehe  | 
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			 What do you mean, my birth certificate expired? 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
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		 LMAO 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos! 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
			Join Date: May 2007 
				
				
				
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		 LOL! really nice one!! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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