STD Test? There's an App for That

[Simon]

Here's a much simpler app.: If you suspect that you might have an STD to the point that you're willing to piss on a USB cable, you probably have an STD.

Kind of like the old "double condom rule"
... if you even think you might need to put on two condoms, just don't fuck it.

Hey... someone should make a "should I/shouldn't I?" app for that.