Teens Using Vodka Soaked Tampons To Get Drunk

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I also want to thank Greenie and his people for adding the Youtube feature here. It's so nice to embed videos here for a change.

[Bill]

LOL - http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/daniell...ust_reloaded=1

corporate and mainstream media and the blogosphere is - whats the term I want? - dumb as fuck, and people are suckers.

I repaired to the bathroom and -- without too much information here -- managed to wad the thing up and push it in where it was supposed to go. (Did it help that I've had three kids? Possibly.) Girls, don't do this in your best party dresses: I think I lost another half-ounce in the process as it splattered on to my clothes and the floor. No need to say "Bottoms up!"
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Oh sweet mother of Jeez----
Owwwwww.....
Absolut... firewater!!!!!!! Holy sheeeeeeeee...


It felt like someone had thrown a lit match in there. I began hopping around and breathing in the rapid, short puffs I'd learned in birth classes, so long ago, before I realized I didn't need to breathe like that if I took the epidural.
I could really use a frikkin epidural right now.
The burning didn't let up. How long was I supposed to leave it there?!
I waited. And waited. If this was supposed to get me in the mood, it wasn't working. It did get me lying down though, because both standing and sitting proved to be excruciating.
Gradually I felt... what? A small buzz? Certainly a definite, if slight, lightheadedness. Maybe it was the onset of toxic shock syndrome. Or intoxicated shock syndrome...?
I gave it a full 10 minutes before I raced back to the bathroom and dispensed with the test unit. Immediately I felt better. Part of me did anyway.