Why Me?

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Here is my $1 boat that I would LOVE to tow to put on a small piece of land on a mountain.

Umm, this may be a silly question, but why not put it in water and live in it? I mean, it is a boat after all, so water kinda seems the right place for it. And lots of people live in boats on the water.

Plus you could save on heating/air conditioning bills by sailing further north in the summer, and south in the winter!

And when you have pissed of all your neighbours to the extent that one of them might kill you, just move the boat further down the river where you got a whole new set of neighbours to piss off!