Tuesday November 10th (aka Why Am I Awake?)

Cleo · 2015-11-10, 08:39 AM

I liked the movie Terminator: Genisys, but thought the latests Mad Max movie sucked.

My Air BnB guest leaves today. He is a very nice man, but oddly I find hi really annoying.

Started making smoothies using the supplement creatine before working out. It seems to really help but also causes water retention and I woke up really bloated. I see a lot of peeing in today's activities.

Just a day of work planned with the possibility of an afternoon bike ride to the beach.
I have a purple popup canopy arriving from Dick's Sporting Goods today that I don't want to be left at my front door so will also be doing a UPS watch.

ecchi · 2015-11-10, 03:10 PM

A friend bought a new oven the other day, and reading the instructions he discovered it is a Jewish oven. Seriously! It has settings designed to get round the religious law that strict Jews observe that ban them from using an oven on the Sabbath. It is actually designed for that purpose.

I kind of think that if there is a God, he may be a little pissed off with a Jew who cooks on the Sabbath, but he will be even more pissed off with a Jew who deliberately buys something to get round a "loop hole" in the Jewish teaching.

Plus I'm kind of worried by the fact that the oven was manufactured in Germany. The Germans have a fairly dodgy record when it comes to making ovens for Jews!

2015-11-10, 08:39 AM	#1
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	I liked the movie Terminator: Genisys, but thought the latests Mad Max movie sucked. My Air BnB guest leaves today. He is a very nice man, but oddly I find hi really annoying. Started making smoothies using the supplement creatine before working out. It seems to really help but also causes water retention and I woke up really bloated. I see a lot of peeing in today's activities. Just a day of work planned with the possibility of an afternoon bike ride to the beach. I have a purple popup canopy arriving from Dick's Sporting Goods today that I don't want to be left at my front door so will also be doing a UPS watch. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2015-11-10, 03:10 PM	#2
ecchi Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: About to be evicted!!!! Posts: 4,082	A friend bought a new oven the other day, and reading the instructions he discovered it is a Jewish oven. Seriously! It has settings designed to get round the religious law that strict Jews observe that ban them from using an oven on the Sabbath. It is actually designed for that purpose. I kind of think that if there is a God, he may be a little pissed off with a Jew who cooks on the Sabbath, but he will be even more pissed off with a Jew who deliberately buys something to get round a "loop hole" in the Jewish teaching. Plus I'm kind of worried by the fact that the oven was manufactured in Germany. The Germans have a fairly dodgy record when it comes to making ovens for Jews!