porn review sites

[xxxjay]

In all seriousness, I think it is foolish to not give passwords out to guys who run review sites. As Cleo mentioned there are tons of ways you can catch password traders (Strongbox, Pennywise, and more), plus if a webmaster does leak a password and fuck you on bandwidth…board like GG and Jim are very self-regulating and that person will find themselves blackballed.

Probably the worst situation you could find yourself in with a review site is if you are paying per sign-up on trials, they write a review they write a review that exaggerates what is in your member’s areas, and then you start loosing money on their traffic.

Other than that, the review traffic is great because it is surfers that are actually looking to join porn sites (god bless ‘em). I’ve seen programs complain about this type of traffic, but you have to remember that there are more seasoned porn joiners, so they know to get in get what they want and get out.

Providing pre-written site reviews would result in a lot of duplicate content on webpages, plus the reviews will read much like this:

"Kung Pao Pussy is the greatest porn sites of all time...wait-- hold that...Kung Pao Pussy is the greatest INTERNET site of all time! I give KPP a nine-thousand on a scale of one-to-ten. All other porn pales in it’s mighty shadow! Even if you don’t like Asian chicks or porn, you should sign up! Perhaps you should consider multiple memberships and, of course, don’t forget to tell all you friends about this site. They will want to commit suicide by the grizzliest means possible if they know they missed the boat…”

"Once you have decided you have had enough of Kung Pao Pussy, you should not cancel. Instead, you should un-plug your computer; for you have seen the apex of the modern electronic world we call the internet. Since it's early days as the Arpanet to internet has only exsited to build up to this: Kung Pao Pussy. Mortgage your house, sell your belongings in order to have your credit card re-billing for Kung Pao Pussy till the end of time, and then you should go into a cave and live the rest of your pathetic miserable life knowing that you were once a member of the greatest porn site of history - Kung Pao Pussy!”

"With the OcCash out if the way, it leaves only one person for of the Ashcroft / Bush goon squad to come after: YOU! The prison system will bog down – eventually the number of Americans incarcerated will outnumber those left on the street. A giant multi-billion dollar sized hole will be left, the already fragile, economy. The county will fall into disarray. Merciless budget cuts will have to be made. Medicare will go first. With the lack of affordable healthcare, new strains of disease will form and reach pandemic level. With the death of porn, billions will shut off their computers, causing a massive surge on the power grid; leaving the entire county powerless. The only modern connivance that the populace will be left with is their automobiles; which they will turn to for heat, shelter and power. The massive release of hydrocarbons will kill all plant life, oxygen levels will plummet, and pollution will be so thick that it will eventually black out the sun; thus ending all life as we know it."

"An as a result of the cataclysm, the Moon will be knocked off kilter, and will collide with the already dead Earth; sending it hurtling into deep space. Over millions of years, the remnants our planet will be eroded by the cosmic winds, and will reduce what is left of Terra Firma to chunks of debris. If we are lucky, the chunks of our once mighty planet will reenter another world as a “pretty light show” of shooting stars, to be seen be alien beings who will be there to enjoy it, because they are smart enough to NOT CANCEL THEIR MEMEBERSHIP TO KUNG PAO FUCKIN’ PUSSY!"

God, sometime I don’t know how I think of this shit…