When do your Christmas decs go up?

[Cleo]

Never

It makes having to take them down so much easier.

Actually I kind of go into hiding until the holiday season is over.

I think it has to do with my childhood memories. Relatives getting drunk and fighting. Christmas tress being grabbed and used as weapons. Being stabbed at the dinning table. Police coming to arrest relatives. Trips to the emergency room. Relatives dying on Christmas day. For me holidays involved family get togethers to attack each other and see what useless stuff was giving to each other that was bought while waiting endlessly in long lines where we paid way too much for junk that nobody really wanted.

These days I enjoy the piece and quiet of no more fucking relatives to hassle with but I do find the holidays kind of boring since I'm not into them at all.

Maybe I should put up a skull and crossbones with some broken lights and a sign that reads Jesus If He Even Existed Was A Fucking Looser.

I am looking forward to January