Today's Word Is "Nude" (Rant) - Page 2

CalModels · 2005-12-11, 03:27 PM

3. You need to be willing to model in lingerie. Lingerie, by definition, is usually sheer and transparent. And the photoshoots will require the models to pose topless (breasts and nipples exposed thank you very much). Models will always be in bottoms, as we dont do full nudity. Please do not flame me by saying topless is nudity, short answer you will get from me is, "nope, nudity is defined as being in a state of complete nakedness". Being in bottoms and no top is topless. Thats why its called topless. Not topless nude.

Ive been down this road... its not just WM's... models always ask for more money because they are doing "nudity"...

http://www.calgarymodels.com/do-you-...e-a-model.html

Incidentally, another one of my pet peeves has forced me to make this policy no 1...

1. You need to be FEMALE. I cant stress this enough. Nothing wrong with guys wanting to model lingerie, its just something I dont take pictures of.

kenny · 2005-12-11, 03:30 PM

For the sake of argument - if you are wearing nothing but a hat and a pair of socks are you nude?

kenny · 2005-12-11, 03:34 PM

Not to go off topic - but somebody here must really like the Simpsons

The words under my name keep changing in 10 post intervals to quotes taken from the Simpsons.

Not that it's by any means important or related to this thread - I just felt a overwhelming urge to express my observation

CalModels · 2005-12-11, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sleeper

For the sake of argument - if you are wearing nothing but a hat and a pair of socks are you nude?

"Girl/Guy/Granny/Tranny posing in hat and socks"

kenny · 2005-12-11, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CalModels

"Girl/Guy/Granny/Tranny posing in hat and socks"

ok.. ok..

What if you had to select a category for our imaginary "Tranny posing in hat and socks" site.

We have two category options for this particular imaginary link list

A) Nude
B) Nonnude

HA - now what are you going to pick!

CalModels · 2005-12-11, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sleeper

We have two category options for this particular imaginary link list

A) Nude
B) Nonnude

HA - now what are you going to pick!

Kinda pointless having a non-nude tranny IMO

there are medicinal and non-medicinal hookers tho...

Simon · 2005-12-11, 03:36 PM

"nude straight guy wearing baseball cap and sucking cock"

kenny · 2005-12-11, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simon

"nude straight guy wearing baseball cap and sucking cock"

and on top of that you select "Lesbian Movies" for the category.

Surfn · 2005-12-11, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simon

"nude straight guy wearing baseball cap and sucking cock"

Wazza would hit that

Agent · 2005-12-11, 05:51 PM

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Also, someday I'd like to see submit forms contain some sort of light-weight grammar checker too. Blot out the Submit button until submitter types something that half makes sense. It could be written in lots of javascript =)

RawAlex · 2005-12-11, 06:27 PM

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Alex

DangerDave · 2005-12-11, 07:25 PM

Name = Alex - must be a russian!

RawAlex · 2005-12-11, 08:14 PM

Nudity or nakedness is the state of wearing no clothing.

Right from your link Sleeper. They go off and attempt in a backwards sort of a way to suggest that it MIGHT mean "less clothes than expected" but when someone tells me they are a nudist, I expect them to have on nothing but maybe a hat, maybe shoes, and a smile.

Well dressed nudes truly woudl be dissolute.

Alex

Useless · 2005-12-11, 09:04 PM

"It depends upon what the meaning of the word ‘is’ means."
- William Jefferson Clinton

Never would I have imagined that one day I would find myself debating the word "nude" and also would have never have guessed that there would be more than one person who might attempt to include the wearing of undergarments and/or swimwear within the defintion. Go figure.

Welcome to Rocket Science 101.

Mommy, tuck me in. My head hurts.

MadMax · 2005-12-11, 10:33 PM

No shit UW, I started this as a rant on what I thought was an obvious point.

"If she's wearing clothes, then she's not fucking NUDE."

This is like debating the color of the sky.

kenny · 2005-12-11, 10:56 PM

Or prehaps its like saying 0.9999 repeating doesn't equal 1

You can wear only socks and a hat and be considered nude.

Saying that I agree with and use the tradional definition that we use.

If you don't want to acknowledge that it can be defined in this broader aspect - fine I really don't give a fuck.

MrYum · 2005-12-11, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadMax

This is like debating the color of the sky.

It's a pretty blue...unless there are clouds...then it's blue above the clouds

Simon · 2005-12-12, 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadMax

No shit UW, I started this as a rant on what I thought was an obvious point. "If she's wearing clothes, then she's not fucking NUDE." This is like debating the color of the sky.

I know what you mean, Max, I jumped in for a second just for a laugh, but this is starting to remind me of debating the word "Gift" as used by some folks in the BDSM lifestyles.

I've found that many people seem to follow the Humpty Dumpty rule when it come to word usage:

"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said, in a rather scornful tone,
"it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less."
-- Lewis Carroll, _Through the Looking Glass_, 1872

Simon

Chop Smith · 2005-12-12, 01:45 AM

Madmax.

I tok yore advice and change my dscript to "mutha yo need to see em 20 snap shots of this bitch with not a stitch of clothes on"

I auto go to look for more naked women, but ahm tared.

Yoda · 2005-12-12, 04:18 AM

Guys, we've discussed this problem among the monsters of Dagobah and here is our point of view:

If Jedi can see main sex organs of the object it means that the object is Nude.

If Jedi can see not only main sex organs but Libido too, it means that the object is Naked.

Sample:

When you see just burger on the table, you see Nude Lunch.
Whe you see killed tortured chickens on the table, you see Naked Lunch.

jds · 2005-12-12, 07:04 AM

IMHO a woman is always nude ... under her clothes

More seriously I think the problem is a professionnal dysformation that makes we always put marketing shit when we write site description and after a few rewriting it's not anymore really related to the site. That's an hard practice sticking to the content, especially when the content isn't good enough (I know you're gonna tell me if the content is no good, why do you make a site with it, and I'm answering because on the shop the thumbs were lying

).

2005-12-11, 03:27 PM	#1
CalModels Trying is the first step towards failure Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 122	3. You need to be willing to model in lingerie. Lingerie, by definition, is usually sheer and transparent. And the photoshoots will require the models to pose topless (breasts and nipples exposed thank you very much). Models will always be in bottoms, as we dont do full nudity. Please do not flame me by saying topless is nudity, short answer you will get from me is, "nope, nudity is defined as being in a state of complete nakedness". Being in bottoms and no top is topless. Thats why its called topless. Not topless nude. Ive been down this road... its not just WM's... models always ask for more money because they are doing "nudity"... http://www.calgarymodels.com/do-you-...e-a-model.html Incidentally, another one of my pet peeves has forced me to make this policy no 1... 1. You need to be FEMALE. I cant stress this enough. Nothing wrong with guys wanting to model lingerie, its just something I dont take pictures of. __________________ My Amateur Calgary Models Last edited by CalModels; 2005-12-11 at 03:30 PM..

2005-12-11, 03:30 PM	#2
kenny No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 233	For the sake of argument - if you are wearing nothing but a hat and a pair of socks are you nude? __________________ Please Re-Read The Rules For Sig Files

2005-12-11, 03:34 PM	#3
kenny No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 233	Not to go off topic - but somebody here must really like the Simpsons The words under my name keep changing in 10 post intervals to quotes taken from the Simpsons. Not that it's by any means important or related to this thread - I just felt a overwhelming urge to express my observation __________________ Please Re-Read The Rules For Sig Files

2005-12-11, 05:51 PM	#10
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2005-12-11, 06:27 PM	#11
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2005-12-11, 08:14 PM	#13
RawAlex Took the hint. Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,597	Nudity or nakedness is the state of wearing no clothing. Right from your link Sleeper. They go off and attempt in a backwards sort of a way to suggest that it MIGHT mean "less clothes than expected" but when someone tells me they are a nudist, I expect them to have on nothing but maybe a hat, maybe shoes, and a smile. Well dressed nudes truly woudl be dissolute. Alex

2005-12-11, 09:04 PM	#14
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	"It depends upon what the meaning of the word ‘is’ means." - William Jefferson Clinton Never would I have imagined that one day I would find myself debating the word "nude" and also would have never have guessed that there would be more than one person who might attempt to include the wearing of undergarments and/or swimwear within the defintion. Go figure. Welcome to Rocket Science 101. Mommy, tuck me in. My head hurts. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-12-11, 10:33 PM	#15
MadMax "Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes" ~ Satan Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Motor City, baby, where carjacking was invented! Now GIMME THOSE SHOES! Posts: 2,385	No shit UW, I started this as a rant on what I thought was an obvious point. "If she's wearing clothes, then she's not fucking NUDE." This is like debating the color of the sky.

2005-12-11, 10:56 PM	#16
kenny No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 233	Or prehaps its like saying 0.9999 repeating doesn't equal 1 You can wear only socks and a hat and be considered nude. Saying that I agree with and use the tradional definition that we use. If you don't want to acknowledge that it can be defined in this broader aspect - fine I really don't give a fuck. __________________ Please Re-Read The Rules For Sig Files Last edited by kenny; 2005-12-11 at 11:01 PM..

2005-12-12, 01:45 AM	#19
Chop Smith Eighteen 'til I Die Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Mississippi Posts: 2,168	Madmax. I tok yore advice and change my dscript to "mutha yo need to see em 20 snap shots of this bitch with not a stitch of clothes on" I auto go to look for more naked women, but ahm tared. __________________

2005-12-12, 04:18 AM	#20
Yoda I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 81	Guys, we've discussed this problem among the monsters of Dagobah and here is our point of view: If Jedi can see main sex organs of the object it means that the object is Nude. If Jedi can see not only main sex organs but Libido too, it means that the object is Naked. Sample: When you see just burger on the table, you see Nude Lunch. Whe you see killed tortured chickens on the table, you see Naked Lunch. __________________ Never born, never die

2005-12-12, 07:04 AM	#21
jds Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand! Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 98	IMHO a woman is always nude ... under her clothes More seriously I think the problem is a professionnal dysformation that makes we always put marketing shit when we write site description and after a few rewriting it's not anymore really related to the site. That's an hard practice sticking to the content, especially when the content isn't good enough (I know you're gonna tell me if the content is no good, why do you make a site with it, and I'm answering because on the shop the thumbs were lying ).