The Official 2005 Fantasy Football Trash Talking Thread! - Page 5

Greenguy · 2005-11-01, 10:56 AM

I do stink

But I did almost triple up on Ramster

Preacher · 2005-11-01, 12:09 PM

Remember all that bitching about ties, and how we shouldn't be bitchin because it hadn't happened to anyone?
Thanks for the loss TORN!

Mind you I'm kicking myself for starting the bucs 'D' against the 49ers, but I mean, come on, it's the fucking 49ers!!!!

Ramster · 2005-11-01, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenguy

I do stink

But I did almost triple up on Ramster

Was that you Party Rock? Damn you had a good week.

(Glad I didn't waste a good week against you. hehe)

MrMaryLou · 2005-11-01, 12:26 PM

Ramster put a whooping on me but I did beat a Vixens team

Toby · 2005-11-01, 12:31 PM

I've won two weeks in a row, maybe my team doesn't suck.

Torn Rose · 2005-11-08, 12:12 AM

Fuck, 2-1 this week, and I would have been 3-0 if not for Marvin getting that second TD.

Damn You Linkster!, Looks like we have a huge pile up for second place.

At least the Colts beat the Pat's.

Linkster · 2005-11-08, 09:08 AM

I would have done a shitload better this week if I had paid attention - but just glad to scrape out a 2-1

Greenguy · 2005-11-08, 10:33 AM

Linker can thank me for that 1

Of course, I can thank him for the 1 in me going 1-3 this week

Preacher · 2005-11-14, 12:59 PM

Had a nasty stomach flu all last week -- still have a touch of it -- and I never even got online. So if you were wondering why about half my active team had a bye weeks, I'm not dead...yet.

Greenguy · 2005-11-14, 01:10 PM

I am sitting here holding my ass, as it was handed to me 4 times this weekend

Preacher · 2005-11-14, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenguy

I am sitting here holding my ass, as it was handed to me 4 times this weekend

If you scored more then 33 points you did better then I did!

That is unless LJ Smith scores like 60 points in the most spectacular performance ever put up by a tight end in the history of football tonight!

Oh, and if you still want to trade me for T.O., just drop me a line!

Torn Rose · 2005-11-14, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenguy

I am sitting here holding my ass, as it was handed to me 4 times this weekend

Look on the bright side, one of those was to me.....

Torn Rose · 2005-11-14, 01:28 PM

Sharpe put up 56 3-4 years ago, so yes it is possible for a TE to dominate.

Torn Rose · 2005-11-15, 09:06 AM

Not so much a good weekend for me, 1-2 in the porn and 3-4 in non porn (not that those matter)

My loving wife stomped a mud hole in me and let it air dry so I am 5-5 there, which is sad since I would have beaten any man in the league, only the wife and CX would have beaten me.

Then in the league where I am in first I lost to the last place team who didn’t have a full roster, so that feels good, but I am still in sole first place.

But I did win one league by 40 which was nice, who was that against?

So I am:

5-5 tied for 3rd
5-5 tied for 3rd
7-3 First

Non porn

4-6
6-4 tied for 3rd
2-8 (worst draft I ever had and wanted to try something new which fucked me)
4-6 (NFL.com, auto draft and I got shit from it, so I have no one and nothing to trade to get someone, worst system I ever used. This team is so bad I can’t believe I am 4-6 and anyone I beat should hang their heads in shame)

Greenguy · 2005-11-15, 09:16 AM

You sure do have a lot of excuses for why some of your teams suck hairy ball sack.

Torn Rose · 2005-11-15, 09:37 AM

Post your records please.

Ramster · 2005-11-15, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torn

Post your records please.

Sure

Gabbo League - I Suck 4-6
Jackassery - I still Suck 4-6
GG&Jim League - I really Suck 3-7

Linkster · 2005-11-15, 10:38 AM

Gabbo League - 4-6
Jackassery - 4-6
GG&Jim League - 6-4

Hmm I guess I suck too

Greenguy · 2005-11-15, 09:39 AM

I suck - it's all my fault - I don't have to make up excuses so that I sleep better at night.

A good carpenter never blames his tools.

Torn Rose · 2005-11-15, 09:43 AM

So when I say "worst draft I ever had and wanted to try something new which fucked me" that is an excuse and not taking fault for my actions?

Your records?

tjchuck · 2005-11-15, 10:39 AM

I am happy that my Bling ESPN team is good, cause all my other teams are pretty bad.
And after my brutal last year in fantasy (all 3 teams under .500 and one of them 2-12), I will take any team above .500 I can get

10 drafts Torn...thats hardcore

Torn Rose · 2005-11-15, 10:56 AM

Only 7 and not by my first choice.

I intended to do only 3 on ESPN but I smoke pot and bought 5 for some reason, and when I complained to ESPN about their crappy servers they gave me a few one and then you twisted my arm to do the NFL.com one, (which I hate for the most part, the entire system is hard to find players etc, at least compared to ESPN, but it's a lot better then yahoo.)

I have looked over the stats world that GG uses and I like what I see, so next year we will have to get 3 of those or so, I can not just do just one, but more then 3 is too much.

tjchuck · 2005-11-15, 11:07 AM

Oops...can't count

Auto drafts really suck

Greenguy · 2005-11-15, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torn

...I intended to do only 3 on ESPN but I smoke pot and bought 5 for some reason...

There's another one to throw on the ever growing pile of excuses

Toby · 2005-11-15, 01:08 PM

I'm 4-6 in the Gabbo League after coming back from the dead with 3 wins in the last 4 weeks. McNabb's late interception (-2 points) last night was the difference between a win and a loss.

My first two draft picks were Dante Culpepper and Jamal Lewis. I consider myself lucky not to be 0-10 at this point, and will be satisfied if I can finish over .500.

2005-11-01, 10:56 AM	#1
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	I do stink But I did almost triple up on Ramster __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-11-01, 12:09 PM	#2
Preacher There's Xanax in my thurible! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Wherever they screw on my head Posts: 2,441	Remember all that bitching about ties, and how we shouldn't be bitchin because it hadn't happened to anyone? Thanks for the loss TORN! Mind you I'm kicking myself for starting the bucs 'D' against the 49ers, but I mean, come on, it's the fucking 49ers!!!! __________________ NSCash * This Depraved World

2005-11-01, 12:26 PM	#4
MrMaryLou i fucking told i type to fucking fast wtf Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: New York Posts: 11,247	Ramster put a whooping on me but I did beat a Vixens team __________________ <a href="http://www.greenguysboard.com/onthebench/">Join Me For On The Bench </a>

2005-11-01, 12:31 PM	#5
Toby Lonewolf Internet Sales Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Houston Posts: 4,826	I've won two weeks in a row, maybe my team doesn't suck. __________________ Latex Vixens Babes In Boots Well Heeled Women Dressing For Sex Stocking Vixens

2005-11-08, 09:08 AM	#7
Linkster NO! Im not a female - but being a dragon, I do eat them. Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sex Delta Posts: 5,084	I would have done a shitload better this week if I had paid attention - but just glad to scrape out a 2-1 __________________ Pussy Chompers Porn Links NSCash

2005-11-08, 12:12 AM	#6
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	Fuck, 2-1 this week, and I would have been 3-0 if not for Marvin getting that second TD. Damn You Linkster!, Looks like we have a huge pile up for second place. At least the Colts beat the Pat's.

2005-11-08, 10:33 AM	#8
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	Linker can thank me for that 1 Of course, I can thank him for the 1 in me going 1-3 this week __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-11-14, 12:59 PM	#9
Preacher There's Xanax in my thurible! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Wherever they screw on my head Posts: 2,441	Had a nasty stomach flu all last week -- still have a touch of it -- and I never even got online. So if you were wondering why about half my active team had a bye weeks, I'm not dead...yet. __________________ NSCash * This Depraved World

2005-11-14, 01:10 PM	#10
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	I am sitting here holding my ass, as it was handed to me 4 times this weekend __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-11-14, 01:28 PM	#13
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	Sharpe put up 56 3-4 years ago, so yes it is possible for a TE to dominate.

2005-11-15, 09:06 AM	#14
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	Not so much a good weekend for me, 1-2 in the porn and 3-4 in non porn (not that those matter) My loving wife stomped a mud hole in me and let it air dry so I am 5-5 there, which is sad since I would have beaten any man in the league, only the wife and CX would have beaten me. Then in the league where I am in first I lost to the last place team who didn’t have a full roster, so that feels good, but I am still in sole first place. But I did win one league by 40 which was nice, who was that against? So I am: 5-5 tied for 3rd 5-5 tied for 3rd 7-3 First Non porn 4-6 6-4 tied for 3rd 2-8 (worst draft I ever had and wanted to try something new which fucked me) 4-6 (NFL.com, auto draft and I got shit from it, so I have no one and nothing to trade to get someone, worst system I ever used. This team is so bad I can’t believe I am 4-6 and anyone I beat should hang their heads in shame)

2005-11-15, 09:16 AM	#15
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	You sure do have a lot of excuses for why some of your teams suck hairy ball sack. __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-11-15, 09:37 AM	#16
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	Post your records please.

2005-11-15, 10:38 AM	#18
Linkster NO! Im not a female - but being a dragon, I do eat them. Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sex Delta Posts: 5,084	Gabbo League - 4-6 Jackassery - 4-6 GG&Jim League - 6-4 Hmm I guess I suck too __________________ Pussy Chompers Porn Links NSCash

2005-11-15, 09:39 AM	#19
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	I suck - it's all my fault - I don't have to make up excuses so that I sleep better at night. A good carpenter never blames his tools. __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-11-15, 09:43 AM	#20
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	So when I say "worst draft I ever had and wanted to try something new which fucked me" that is an excuse and not taking fault for my actions? Your records?

2005-11-15, 10:39 AM	#21
tjchuck And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest energy source there is. Except for solar, which is just a pipe dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alberta Posts: 225	I am happy that my Bling ESPN team is good, cause all my other teams are pretty bad. And after my brutal last year in fantasy (all 3 teams under .500 and one of them 2-12), I will take any team above .500 I can get 10 drafts Torn...thats hardcore

2005-11-15, 10:56 AM	#22
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	Only 7 and not by my first choice. I intended to do only 3 on ESPN but I smoke pot and bought 5 for some reason, and when I complained to ESPN about their crappy servers they gave me a few one and then you twisted my arm to do the NFL.com one, (which I hate for the most part, the entire system is hard to find players etc, at least compared to ESPN, but it's a lot better then yahoo.) I have looked over the stats world that GG uses and I like what I see, so next year we will have to get 3 of those or so, I can not just do just one, but more then 3 is too much.

2005-11-15, 11:07 AM	#23
tjchuck And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest energy source there is. Except for solar, which is just a pipe dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alberta Posts: 225	Oops...can't count Auto drafts really suck

2005-11-15, 01:08 PM	#25
Toby Lonewolf Internet Sales Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Houston Posts: 4,826	I'm 4-6 in the Gabbo League after coming back from the dead with 3 wins in the last 4 weeks. McNabb's late interception (-2 points) last night was the difference between a win and a loss. My first two draft picks were Dante Culpepper and Jamal Lewis. I consider myself lucky not to be 0-10 at this point, and will be satisfied if I can finish over .500. __________________ Latex Vixens Babes In Boots Well Heeled Women Dressing For Sex Stocking Vixens