Something To Make You Laugh

Toni KatVixen · 2005-12-16, 10:26 PM

**A friend forwarded this to me and I just had to share.

Two friends were just about to tee off on the first hole at their local golf course when another man, carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't show up."

"Sure," they said, "You're more than welcome."

Part way through the course, one of the friends turned to the newcomer and said, "What do you do for a living?"

"I'm a hit man," was his reply.

"You're joking!" was their response.

"No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, he pulled out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight.

"That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend, "Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here." ...WOW I can see right in the window." " I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha Ha, I can see she's naked!! Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in there with her. He's naked, too!!! The bitch!" He turned to the hit man, "How much do you charge for a hit?"

"I'll do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger."

"Can you do two for me now?"

"Sure, what do you want?"

"First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy,...... so shoot her in the mouth."

"Then my neighbor, he's still a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson."

The hit man grabbed the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes.

"Are you going to do it or not?" said the friend impatiently.

"Just be patient," said the hit man calmly,........

"I think I can save you a grand."

ponygirl · 2005-12-16, 10:43 PM

that's pretty funny...took me a minute tho lol

Ponygirl

Surfn · 2005-12-16, 10:49 PM

LMAO good one Kat!!

T Pat · 2005-12-16, 10:50 PM

I saw that one coming and still got a good laugh

sue-fl · 2005-12-16, 10:52 PM

LOL thanks that was very funny

CelticTiger · 2005-12-16, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T Pat

I saw that one coming and still got a good laugh

Same here...heard it before but worth hearing again

MrYum · 2005-12-16, 11:27 PM

That was great...duh, I didn't see it coming!

Ramster · 2005-12-17, 12:09 AM

Good one.

docholly · 2005-12-17, 07:03 AM

ok i have to admit when i read it on the blog it took me a minute or 3 to figure it out.. but oh man after i GOT it..

now reading it again i'm

for being so dense the 1st time..

Thanks Kat for the laugh

2005-12-16, 10:26 PM	#1
Toni KatVixen Nobody gets into heaven without a glowstick Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 420	Something To Make You Laugh **A friend forwarded this to me and I just had to share. Two friends were just about to tee off on the first hole at their local golf course when another man, carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't show up." "Sure," they said, "You're more than welcome." Part way through the course, one of the friends turned to the newcomer and said, "What do you do for a living?" "I'm a hit man," was his reply. "You're joking!" was their response. "No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, he pulled out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. "That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend, "Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here." ...WOW I can see right in the window." " I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha Ha, I can see she's naked!! Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in there with her. He's naked, too!!! The bitch!" He turned to the hit man, "How much do you charge for a hit?" "I'll do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger." "Can you do two for me now?" "Sure, what do you want?" "First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy,...... so shoot her in the mouth." "Then my neighbor, he's still a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson." The hit man grabbed the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes. "Are you going to do it or not?" said the friend impatiently. "Just be patient," said the hit man calmly,........ "I think I can save you a grand." __________________ Peace toni@katvixen.com

2005-12-16, 10:43 PM	#2
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2005-12-16, 10:49 PM	#3
Surfn If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Earth on occasion Posts: 8,812	LMAO good one Kat!! __________________ Surfn's Links Are you a partner?

2005-12-16, 10:50 PM	#4
T Pat You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Paridise Posts: 3,244	I saw that one coming and still got a good laugh __________________ How To Keep An Asshole In Suspense I'll Tell You Later

2005-12-16, 11:27 PM	#7
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2005-12-16, 10:52 PM	#5
sue-fl You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: May 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 2,837	LOL thanks that was very funny

2005-12-17, 12:09 AM	#8
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2005-12-17, 07:03 AM	#9
docholly Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Sin-City USA Posts: 4,973	ok i have to admit when i read it on the blog it took me a minute or 3 to figure it out.. but oh man after i GOT it.. now reading it again i'm for being so dense the 1st time.. Thanks Kat for the laugh __________________ Support Indie Porn Sites OMGoddess You know you need some Bling!!