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2018-07-13, 09:26 PM
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The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo)
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I started watching Lost In Space & 15 min into it I was done. Why?
1 - It starts out with the family of 5 in their ship playing Go Fish (in zero gravity) to kill the time & like a minute later, there's an announcement that they'll be docking with the space station in 30 seconds. How fucking short is your attention span that you need to kill a whopping 2-3 minutes before you dock with a space station by playing Go Fish?? OK whatever... 2 - Remember zero gravity? The ship gets hit by another ship in a meteor storm before they dock & all this shit that wasn't secure & somehow wasn't floating around all of a sudden goes flying everywhere & a big metal storage box hit & breaks the mom's leg. If they had gravity & lost it when the got hit - no problem. This way makes no fucking sense. 3 - They crash land on a mountain glacier or some shit & the ship sinks into water after they get out. Mom checks her tablet & says they have to figure something out because it'll be -60°F once the sun goes down in a couple hours, which will also cause the water where the ship is to freeze. One of the kids goes in the water to grab supplies out of the ship & not 5 minutes later, with the sun still shining & the family sitting on the ice waiting for the kid, all the water freezes solid in like 30 seconds & traps the kid in the ice. She's in a spacesuit so I assume she lives, but it's still light out & the family is fucking fine. Whatever Earthlike planet they're on must not follow the laws of nature because I can only assume the temp drops a ridiculous amount in a shot period of time from the inside of the planet out & then stops when it hits land...on a mountain. That's when I gave up  Quote:
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