Partner application is UP

[Useless]

Can you dig it?

In order to better serve my valued submitters and keep myself from falling behind on reviews over and over again, I am beginning to move my link lists toward partner-only status. It is not a move that I wanted to make this soon, but the recent surge of steaming piles of yak shit being submitted by half-retarded cocksuckers has motivated me to start the process.

Here's the skinny: you toss five(5) good free sites into my application form, I look at them, kick them, sniff them from below, poor a little joy jelly on anything even remotely similar to an orifice and fuck 'em silly. Then I call you bad names that you've only ever heard from your poor drunken parents. After I wake up, covered in a combination of cheap beer vomit, jizz, and well-fucked HTML, I'll email you with a response.

Successful applicants will be granted partner status at both Whoring Wives and Filthy Earl. Can you feel the love? Whore!

Further useless comments and instructions on the application page.

>>> http://www.whoringwives.com/tgp/apply.php <<<

I'll begin reviewing partner apps this coming week. I don't have a deadline set for cutting off open submissions, but it is inevitable.

[ponygirl]

you mean you haven't rubbed one out over each of my sites already??
Jeez, I'm doing something wrong here heheh

good move, UW - anything that cuts down on the crap these days has to be good



Ponygirl

[Useless]

Originally Posted by ponygirl

you mean you haven't rubbed one out over each of my sites already??
Jeez, I'm doing something wrong here heheh

Shhh. Don't tell anyone about my private review strategy. They'll find out why I'm so slow.

[Toby]

If we already have a partner account at Whoring Wives, will that also now include Filthy Earl?

[Useless]

Originally Posted by Toby

If we already have a partner account at Whoring Wives, will that also now include Filthy Earl?

Yes, but I have to do a big modification to ol' Earl's script this week. After that, he'll have a separate partners submission page and the open submission page will eventually die (on both sites). Earl is all kinds of fucked up right now anyway. My banners are almost all corrupt in phpadsnew and I have some other issues that need a good kick in the tires. It's time for a tune-up. He's still taking and listing submissions as we speak though.

[Toby]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Yes, but I have to do a big modification to ol' Earl's script this week...

if you aren't back in three days we'll send Mingo.

[MrYum]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Can you dig it?

In order to better serve my valued submitters and keep myself from falling behind on reviews over and over again, I am beginning to move my link lists toward partner-only status. It is not a move that I wanted to make this soon, but the recent surge of steaming piles of yak shit being submitted by half-retarded cocksuckers has motivated me to start the process.

Here's the skinny: you toss five(5) good free sites into my application form, I look at them, kick them, sniff them from below, poor a little joy jelly on anything even remotely similar to an orifice and fuck 'em silly. Then I call you bad names that you've only ever heard from your poor drunken parents. After I wake up, covered in a combination of cheap beer vomit, jizz, and well-fucked HTML, I'll email you with a response.

Successful applicants will be granted partner status at both Whoring Wives and Filthy Earl. Can you feel the love? Whore!

Further useless comments and instructions on the application page.

>>> http://www.whoringwives.com/tgp/apply.php <<<

I'll begin reviewing partner apps this coming week. I don't have a deadline set for cutting off open submissions, but it is inevitable.

Damn...you are a funny man

Good idea UW...I've been thinking the same thing recently...and for the same reasons...bastages

[Useless]

Originally Posted by MrYum

Good idea UW...I've been thinking the same thing recently...and for the same reasons...bastages

Well, as anyone I've worked for will tell you, I'm a lazy fucker. I need deadlines and explicit instructions or I just don't perform well. So, working for myself can be hazardous. I was already pretty bad about keeping pace with reviewing before the recent influx of bastages and corksuckers. They just pushed me over the edge. I like having open submissions because I reap some sick level of enjoyment out of reviewing newbies and helping them along the way. But we both know that the newest arrivals came straight off the blue bus and can't be helped. Not without a lead-filled club and a shovel anyway.

[Jel]

sent

[Useless]

Originally Posted by Jel

sent

Um...how many partner accounts do you want? You've had one for months.



EDIT - Oh, I get it now. There are a couple of you in there who already are partners, but are requesting partner accounts now. Back when WWives was only a TGP, I did a small partner drive. If you were given partner status back then for submitting galleries, you already have partner status for submitting free sites. I have often wondered why a couple of you were submitting free sites to Earl, but not to Wives where you are still submitting the occasional gallery. If I can add any more confusion into this process, just let me know.

[Jel]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Um...how many partner accounts do you want? You've had one for months.

Three.

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

EDIT - Oh, I get it now. There are a couple of you in there who already are partners, but are requesting partner accounts now. Back when WWives was only a TGP, I did a small partner drive. If you were given partner status back then for submitting galleries, you already have partner status for submitting free sites. I have often wondered why a couple of you were submitting free sites to Earl, but not to Wives where you are still submitting the occasional gallery. If I can add any more confusion into this process, just let me know.

OK, now you tell us Did I get another one or what? I assume different emails for each domain is the done thing?

[japamor]

Sent mine off today.

[koalat]

Hey UW,

When I hit the submit button I get the following message:

Something may have gone wrong with the form process.
Please tell Useless that he fucked up.

So I guess that's what I'm doing!

[Greenguy]

Why did I think this was some sort of demented swinger thread?

[MrYum]

Originally Posted by Greenguy

Why did I think this was some sort of demented swinger thread?

Ummm...because UW started the thread

[RawAlex]

Can't be... UW isn't in Canada, so that wouldn't be, well, legal... right

Alex

[Useless]

I honestly don't know what any of you are talking about.

[Fonz]

If I was you I'd start thinking what to do with all the spare time you'll have once you'll switch to "partners only"

[Beaver Bob]

applied

[HC-Majick]

application sent

[Useless]

Originally Posted by majick

application sent

I promise to take care of the partner apps that are in there now by Monday morning. If you haven't heard anything from me yet, it's only due to me not reviewing them yet. I will contact all applicants either way.

Earl's submission page is running again and the new partner submission page is up too. http://www.filthyearl.com/partner-site-add.php

[CatsEye]

Thanks for the update, Useless; I sent in my application, with samples of sites Filthy Earl has already deemed worthy. subber [at] skyhighsex dot com and I have my fingers crossed.

[Useless]

All who have applied before about 5 minutes ago should now have an emailed response - even those of you who already partner accounts, but decided to apply again. Pricks.

[Jel]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

even those of you who already partner accounts, but decided to apply again. Pricks.

Yep, got mine

[CrazySy]

What partner application?