If Richard Gere can get his kicks shoving live rodents up his ass then why can't Greenguy get his kicks shoving a whole horse up his ass (assuming his ass is wide enough) ?
(I guess I had better say that although it has been alleged that Richard Gere shoves live rodents up his ass it has never been proved. - Just in case Richard Gere has board tracker.)
(I guess I also better say that although it has been alleged that Greenguy shoves live horses up his ass it has never been proved. - I know Greenguy has board tracker.)