I Have A Horse Shoe Up My Ass :D - Page 2

Cleo · 2005-03-30, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Joe

Sweet gift! The smallest computer that can fit in your pocket:

http://www.oqo.com/images/frontpage032405.jpg

Amazing… a virus runner/spreader in your pocket.

ecchi · 2005-03-30, 08:03 AM

If Richard Gere can get his kicks shoving live rodents up his ass then why can't Greenguy get his kicks shoving a whole horse up his ass (assuming his ass is wide enough) ?

(I guess I had better say that although it has been alleged that Richard Gere shoves live rodents up his ass it has never been proved. - Just in case Richard Gere has board tracker.)

(I guess I also better say that although it has been alleged that Greenguy shoves live horses up his ass it has never been proved. - I know Greenguy has board tracker.)

Rocco · 2005-03-30, 08:13 AM

I also want one - how can I get that?

swedguy · 2005-03-30, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Rocco

I also want one - how can I get that?

Oqo or the horse shoe.... with attached horse?

Cleo · 2005-03-30, 08:26 AM

I know that at the end of a long day there is nothing like relaxing with a house hoof up the ass

PR_Tom · 2005-03-30, 10:20 AM

Congrats on your win

Jim · 2005-03-30, 10:29 AM

I have to say, that is a nice "random" contest

swedguy · 2005-03-30, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Jim

I have to say, that is a nice "random" contest

The drawing supervisers, BBOBCA, the joint venture between Baghdad Bob and the Ohio Ballot Counters Association sent a press release couple of hours ago and they testified that it was a random drawing. So it's all good

Verbal · 2005-03-30, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by ecchi

RE : "I love when people make press releases and quote themselves" - One of the best advertising tools there is.

Actually, there is a lot of grumbling in the SEO world due to Press Release "abuse":

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The online PR thing is automated and all these press releases end up archived somewhere, with link popularity passed on indefinitely (maybe). But it's only a matter of time before the PR wire turns into total spam, isn't it? I can see it now, we'll see days with press release titles like:
- "Online Viagra Seller Offers Best Prices, Free Shipping"
- "Web Casino Offers Gamblers $50 Free Just For Signing Up"
- "Supermodel Has Wardrobe Malfunction, Photos Online Now"
- "Search Engine Optimization Firm Achieves Top Google Placement for Highly Competitive Keywords"

http://www.seobook.com/archives/000685.shtml

Not saying that's going on here of course. Anyways, this thread is hilarious.

Jim · 2005-03-30, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by swedguy

The drawing supervisers, BBOBCA, the joint venture between Baghdad Bob and the Ohio Ballot Counters Association sent a press release couple of hours ago and they testified that it was a random drawing. So it's all good

I'm not saying anything different

It was just a stroke of luck that Greenie won. Truthfully, a lot of people thought Greenie winning the Viper seemed a little funny. If I wasn't on stage and saw the winning ticket come out, I probably would have thought something was up too.

Greenguy · 2005-03-30, 03:04 PM

What about that $5k I won form Ultra Cash back in the day?

It came in the mail today - it's very small & there's a lot of little accessories with it - I plan on playing around with it tonight

Useless · 2005-03-30, 03:07 PM

Greenie, can I rub your belly before you lose the rest of your weight?

Cleo · 2005-03-30, 03:14 PM

I think you would need to shave his head first.

Verbal · 2005-03-30, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenguy

That's not fair - I never quoted myself in the post - but I did look to see if she had put in my reply, which was "NICE!"

I was poking fun at Lee not you heheh...

tortus32 · 2005-03-30, 06:39 PM

Congrats! Don't take that little thing into the city as it may fall into the same fait as the iPod - LOL!

Bill

Jim · 2005-03-30, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenguy

What about that $5k I won form Ultra Cash back in the day?

Same thing...Rigged to get the most exposure for our money

MeatPounder · 2005-03-30, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenguy

it's very small & there's a lot of little accessories with it - I plan on playing around with it tonight

No Comment |shocking|

digifan · 2005-03-31, 12:55 AM

Congrats and enjoy your new toy

Rocco · 2005-03-31, 04:58 AM

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Originally Posted by swedguy

Oqo or the horse shoe.... with attached horse?

ohh, thanks |cool|

kalle7 · 2005-03-31, 07:37 AM

Congrats! That is a very nice prize!

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2005-03-30, 08:03 AM	#27
ecchi Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: About to be evicted!!!! Posts: 4,082	If Richard Gere can get his kicks shoving live rodents up his ass then why can't Greenguy get his kicks shoving a whole horse up his ass (assuming his ass is wide enough) ? (I guess I had better say that although it has been alleged that Richard Gere shoves live rodents up his ass it has never been proved. - Just in case Richard Gere has board tracker.) (I guess I also better say that although it has been alleged that Greenguy shoves live horses up his ass it has never been proved. - I know Greenguy has board tracker.)

2005-03-30, 10:29 AM	#32
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	I have to say, that is a nice "random" contest

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2005-03-30, 06:39 PM	#40
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2005-03-31, 07:37 AM	#45
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