Is this really what it's like to get old?

[Jim]

I get the eyebrows growing. And even nose and ear hair that I never had.

But, after coming in yesterday from a cold, cold ride. I really can't emphasis how cold it really was. But, after coming in, I had to take a shit. And sitting there, I found myself pissing on my balls See, cold=shrinkage WTF is next??? Will I be banging my balls on my knees? Will I have to pick them up to put on my pants?