Unfortunate Naming.

bDok · 2008-01-25, 12:51 PM

some good ones in there... bad if it's yours though.

unfortunate naming

Greenguy · 2008-01-25, 02:16 PM

Wang Holder sounds like a good name for an Asian Handjob site

Bobc01 · 2008-01-25, 02:48 PM

I remember a guy at school called Richard head, i always thought that was unfortunate, for him anyway.

annie_cash · 2008-01-25, 03:20 PM

Ive just met a guy whose last name is rectum

walrus · 2008-01-25, 06:05 PM

While in the Air Force, I worked for a Sgt. Anus

Greenguy · 2008-01-25, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by annie_cash

Ive just met a guy whose last name is rectum

...I damn near killed'em!

SheepGuy · 2008-01-25, 06:41 PM

Sold a car to a Dr. Death (he pronounced it Deeth) and had an old spinster aunt called Dorcas Dickey, and then there's the hillbilly family from Albert County New Brunswick named "Hoar", of whom a few have the first name 'Ima"

My last name is Murray, I figure if I ever have a son I'll call him Murray, maybe for a middle name I'll pick Murray

papagmp · 2008-01-25, 11:19 PM

When I met my second wife's mother for the first time I told her my name was Richard. She replied, "I guess I can call you Dick then" to which I promptly responded, "Sure, if I can call you Cunt" - The Cunt never did like me.

LeRoy · 2008-01-26, 07:29 AM

Nice bdok. Thats some funny shit. I have a great one too. This is totally true so you have so believe because I still can't

I was in SF on a car show tour at the Moscone Center. I had hired a crew to help me do my jobs. I looked at his application. His name was "Eaton Pusey" Pronounced " "eeton puzay" . Of course I had to tell him his name was "eatin' pussy". He replied "Yes I'm familiar with the American term". BTW he was French so go figure. I still get a good laugh at that show.

You put "Eating Pussy" on you app to work for me . You're hired. Especially these days.

T Pat · 2008-01-26, 07:40 AM

I went to school with Ima Hoag, and she was

Simon · 2008-01-26, 08:21 AM

Years ago my mother told me that one of her gradeschool teachers was named Mrs. Rottengas.

(sounds like a good name for contest winner in Las Vegas -- from what I've heard)

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sue-fl · 2008-01-26, 11:35 AM

I've always been grossed out by this:

My grandson's father last name is Lipps.

His father is a doctor a gynecologist called Dr. Lipps.

RedCherry · 2008-01-26, 02:31 PM

I had an orchestra conductor in high school who's last name was Glasscock. Man, I'd of changed my name.

My grandmother re-maried and she married a guy named Uren, which she used to pronounce U-Wren. Yea, looks like urine to me, lol.

RedCherry · 2008-01-26, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by sue-fl

I've always been grossed out by this:

My grandson's father last name is Lipps.

His father is a doctor a gynecologist called Dr. Lipps.

That made me remember I had a GP who's name was Dr. Love, lol.

spacemanspiff · 2008-01-27, 08:34 AM

There's a guy that's a minor celebrity around these parts for nothing more than what his mamma named him.

Delicious Peters

You can actually Google it.

secretagentwilly · 2008-01-27, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by walrus

While in the Air Force, I worked for a Sgt. Anus

When I was in the Marine Corps, stationed on the USS Constellation, there was a navy pilot whose last name was packer and his call sign was "fudge"....I still have a picture of the f-18...that was some funny shit...just when you thought those officer types were all uptight dicks you find out some of them actually have a sense of humor....

Bobc01 · 2008-01-27, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by papagmp

When I met my second wife's mother for the first time I told her my name was Richard. She replied, "I guess I can call you Dick then" to which I promptly responded, "Sure, if I can call you Cunt" - The Cunt never did like me.

I never got on with my mother in law either, i think it was because i used to describe her to other people as having a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle.

spacemanspiff · 2008-01-27, 01:24 PM

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a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle

I'm going to have to file that one away for future use.

ArtWilliams · 2008-01-27, 02:06 PM

No shit, my kindergarten teacher was Miss Olive Branch!

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