Unfortunate Naming.

[papagmp]

When I met my second wife's mother for the first time I told her my name was Richard. She replied, "I guess I can call you Dick then" to which I promptly responded, "Sure, if I can call you Cunt" - The Cunt never did like me.

[LeRoy]

Nice bdok. Thats some funny shit. I have a great one too. This is totally true so you have so believe because I still can't

I was in SF on a car show tour at the Moscone Center. I had hired a crew to help me do my jobs. I looked at his application. His name was "Eaton Pusey" Pronounced " "eeton puzay" . Of course I had to tell him his name was "eatin' pussy". He replied "Yes I'm familiar with the American term". BTW he was French so go figure. I still get a good laugh at that show.

You put "Eating Pussy" on you app to work for me . You're hired. Especially these days.

[Bobc01]

Originally Posted by papagmp

When I met my second wife's mother for the first time I told her my name was Richard. She replied, "I guess I can call you Dick then" to which I promptly responded, "Sure, if I can call you Cunt" - The Cunt never did like me.

I never got on with my mother in law either, i think it was because i used to describe her to other people as having a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle.

[spacemanspiff]

a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle

I'm going to have to file that one away for future use.