Question For The Guys: Why facials?

[NY Jester]

Originally Posted by Greenie

I remember asking him if his parents were proud of his career

"Mom, Dad....I make fake baby batter and create simulated facial cumshots."

"Ya mean like for PORNOGRAPHY?"

"Umm, no, umm, think Got Milk? Only on a naked actress who had just taken a pounding from a stunt cock who couldnt shoot another drop without bleeding from his balls...so I create his psuedo climatical love juice."

"Well, honey, as long as you're the best fake baby batter maker there is..thats all that matters."