I've just come up with a solution to save England

ecchi · 2010-09-02, 12:01 PM

In England we have three problems:
1. Population is growing very quickly.
2. Rising sea levels are eating the land.
3. England is actually sinking (or to be more exact, Britain is "seesawing", Scotland is going up, and England is going down).

The last two mean that we are loosing land. The government's plan is to protect the areas of high population and industry, while letting the areas of low population and agriculture flood. For example: it is expected that about half of East Anglia will be under water in about twenty years. East Anglia is a large area (two big counties) and mostly agriculture.

So we will have a lot less land producing food, while the population (who are eating the little we do have) is set to nearly double over the next few decades. The result is - we will run out of food. The TV is already full of "don't waste food, we need it" type documentaries, and the Government is urging us to only buy what food we need, and not to over-stock if it means throwing some away when it goes bad.

In short, the smart money says that in a few years time the people of England will start to starve from a food shortage.

But today, I was surfing randomly (in an attempt to avoid actually working) and I came across a website that could be our salvation.

And not only could it save us, it could save everyone a fortune on their food bill (well everyone except vegetarians).

http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/e-...s/butcher.html

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2010-09-02, 12:01 PM	#1
ecchi Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: About to be evicted!!!! Posts: 4,082	I've just come up with a solution to save England In England we have three problems: 1. Population is growing very quickly. 2. Rising sea levels are eating the land. 3. England is actually sinking (or to be more exact, Britain is "seesawing", Scotland is going up, and England is going down). The last two mean that we are loosing land. The government's plan is to protect the areas of high population and industry, while letting the areas of low population and agriculture flood. For example: it is expected that about half of East Anglia will be under water in about twenty years. East Anglia is a large area (two big counties) and mostly agriculture. So we will have a lot less land producing food, while the population (who are eating the little we do have) is set to nearly double over the next few decades. The result is - we will run out of food. The TV is already full of "don't waste food, we need it" type documentaries, and the Government is urging us to only buy what food we need, and not to over-stock if it means throwing some away when it goes bad. In short, the smart money says that in a few years time the people of England will start to starve from a food shortage. But today, I was surfing randomly (in an attempt to avoid actually working) and I came across a website that could be our salvation. And not only could it save us, it could save everyone a fortune on their food bill (well everyone except vegetarians). http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/e-...s/butcher.html \|samauri\| \|samauri\| \|samauri\| \|samauri\| \|samauri\| . . . .