Lap Dances For Women

[Tullian Zombie]

My friends love to take me to see the male strippers on my birthday and end up spending a lot of money buying lap dances for me.

One I'll never forget (embarrasment factor) was when they took me to a strip joint that was normally a gentleman's club. The owners close the place to men one night a week for the Male Revue.

There is a mechanical bull that is on a side stage where a female stripper usually rides.

That night a male stripper with the stage name of Jesse was riding the bull and giving bull rides which consisted of the lady straddle sitting on him (lotus position?) with the bull set on low speed. The ladies who went before reported that it gave a nice fuck rhythm sensation.

My friends bought a bull ride for me. A bouncer lifted me up on Jesse's lap and they started the bull. I wasn't prepared for the movement, tried to grab Jesse's shoulders to hang on, but my hands slipped off because male strippers will oil themselves up, and fell off the bull and on my ass.

Everyone still gives me shit.