In the hospital again and its wifi has all of my stuff blocked including the board

[Cleo]

Originally Posted by bDok

Seriously though a tranny coming to the hospital is something special.

It just gets better and better...

I now have a senile old lady in the bed next to me who is screaming that she doesn't like the way the room has been decorated. (she thinks she is at her house in Long Island) She is also farting like crazy and is saying that she is going to kill me along with Pamela and her friend.

Did I mention that PamelaDoll and her female street walker friend showed up for a visit? They were dressed in the finest of cheap hooker wear looking like they just stepped out of a John Waters movie. All that was needed was a 400 lbs drag queen in spandex.

I started laughing, I'm pretty fucked up on Dilaudid, and discovered that the drugs that they gave me for constipation worked way too well so I ended up taking a shit in my bed.

So here I sit in my nice clean bed with an old lady tied to the bed next to me. There is the strong scent of cheap perfume in the air along with sequence that has come loose laying on the floor.

On the plus side I'm having surgery at 10:30 tomorrow morning and should be back home in a few days.

[Bill]

Lol, woman you are fuckin ripped.

Knockin on wood for tommorrow.

[Useless]

Even in the hospital, you lead a far more colorful life than most of us could ever dream.