In the hospital again and its wifi has all of my stuff blocked including the board - Page 2

Useless · 2012-01-07, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Bill

What the fuck for dude?

Geez i miss all the interesting news anymore.

Broken heart leading to an intentional overdose resulting in respiratory failure, medically induced coma, etc. No biggie. I'm fine now. Plenty of therapy, anti-depressants, supportive friends, etc.

JustRobert · 2012-01-07, 07:42 PM

Well damn UW, glad to hear you are OK and glad I didn't make a joke earlier about it.

Bill · 2012-01-07, 10:47 PM

The old dance with death. Fuck. Intense.

Sorry to hear about the heart man. Life is like that.

bDok · 2012-01-07, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Broken heart leading to an intentional overdose resulting in respiratory failure, medically induced coma, etc. No biggie. I'm fine now. Plenty of therapy, anti-depressants, supportive friends, etc.

Holy shit balls. Glad you are still around man.

Useless · 2012-01-07, 11:43 PM

I'm cool guys, but thank you. Let's focus on Cleo's shitty health now.

Cleo · 2012-01-08, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I'm cool guys, but thank you. Let's focus on Cleo's shitty health now.

Actually I'm in fantastic health if you don’t count my leg trauma.

The only thing shitty is the extreme constipation due to being on Dilaudid for a few days now. One hasn't really lived until you have to use your fingers to reach up into our anus to pull out shit so hard that it sounds like rocks when it hits the floor.

On the plus side PamelaDoll showed up in full pornstar attire and the looks of the hospital staff was priceless.

bDok · 2012-01-08, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Cleo

Actually I'm in fantastic health if you don’t count my leg trauma.

The only thing shitty is the extreme constipation due to being on Dilaudid for a few days now. One hasn't really lived until you have to use your fingers to reach up into our anus to pull out shit so hard that it sounds like rocks when it hits the floor.

On the plus side PamelaDoll showed up in full pornstar attire and the looks of the hospital staff was priceless.

OMG that sounds priceless!

The you pulling poo rocks that is.

Seriously though a tranny coming to the hospital is something special.

Bill · 2012-01-08, 09:14 PM

ahhh, the joys of opiates.

funny to think about all them constipated good old boys doing hillbilly heroin. all the constipated strippers.

but at the beginning it's so fucking good.

Cleo · 2012-01-08, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by bDok

Seriously though a tranny coming to the hospital is something special.

It just gets better and better...

I now have a senile old lady in the bed next to me who is screaming that she doesn't like the way the room has been decorated. (she thinks she is at her house in Long Island) She is also farting like crazy and is saying that she is going to kill me along with Pamela and her friend.

Did I mention that PamelaDoll and her female street walker friend showed up for a visit? They were dressed in the finest of cheap hooker wear looking like they just stepped out of a John Waters movie. All that was needed was a 400 lbs drag queen in spandex.

I started laughing, I'm pretty fucked up on Dilaudid, and discovered that the drugs that they gave me for constipation worked way too well so I ended up taking a shit in my bed.

So here I sit in my nice clean bed with an old lady tied to the bed next to me. There is the strong scent of cheap perfume in the air along with sequence that has come loose laying on the floor.

On the plus side I'm having surgery at 10:30 tomorrow morning and should be back home in a few days.

Bill · 2012-01-09, 01:51 AM

Lol, woman you are fuckin ripped.

Knockin on wood for tommorrow.

Useless · 2012-01-09, 03:56 AM

Even in the hospital, you lead a far more colorful life than most of us could ever dream.

mOrrI · 2012-01-09, 04:16 AM

That's just crazy!

Hope the surgery goes well...

Knocking on wood like Bill said..

Cleo · 2012-01-09, 12:44 PM

Well that went well, NOT!!!

Was in pre-op all hooked up to the IVs and monitors and I forced the doctor into finally stating what exactly he was going to do before I would sign the release papers. Turns out that what he was going to do and what he was trying to lead on that he was going to do were two different things.

Ended up in a shouting match with the doctor, ripping out all my IVs and walking out of the hospital. Hospital has agreed to not bill me for any copays and now I'm home looking for a new doctor.

Greenguy · 2012-01-09, 01:52 PM

Jesus! I feel so bad for you

Simon · 2012-01-09, 02:04 PM

I wish I was a doctor so I could help you...

...no, scratch that...I wish I was a lawyer so I could really help you.

All seriousness aside, I hope you find a good doc.

:-|

The Epic · 2012-01-09, 04:52 PM

Damn that is awful. Hopefully you'll find someone that can help you out instead of bullshitting you. Seems like good help is hard to find.

Best of luck in your search for decent healthcare.

Useless · 2012-01-09, 05:39 PM

Holy shit! What a mess.

ArtWilliams · 2012-01-09, 06:18 PM

I can only imagine the frustration you must feel, Cleo. I hope in the end it all works out well and you can put these crappy days behind you.

dunc · 2012-01-09, 06:19 PM

What a story, that's mental, no thats shit!!

Hope it all works out... how do you pick a doctor? I thought they all knew there shit

mOrrI · 2012-01-10, 05:16 AM

Holy crap!
What kind of doctors do they have in that hospital...

I really hope you get a decent doctor this time... :|

Ramster · 2012-01-10, 02:15 PM

So Cleo how's it going today?

Cleo · 2012-01-10, 02:24 PM

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So Cleo how's it going today?

Leg hurts when I try to walk... not getting enough blood flow to the part below the knee.

Going back to see the original surgeon in two weeks unless it gets worse in which case I'll check into the emergency room where the original surgeon operates out of.

Not just sitting around doing nothing for the next two weeks though. Starting yesterday trying to stay on a very restricted diet and going to try to walk as much as I can.

2012-01-07, 07:42 PM	#27
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2012-01-07, 11:43 PM	#30
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2012-01-09, 03:56 AM	#36
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2012-01-09, 04:16 AM	#37
mOrrI You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Portugal Posts: 1,083	That's just crazy! Hope the surgery goes well... Knocking on wood like Bill said.. __________________

2012-01-09, 12:44 PM	#38
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	Well that went well, NOT!!! Was in pre-op all hooked up to the IVs and monitors and I forced the doctor into finally stating what exactly he was going to do before I would sign the release papers. Turns out that what he was going to do and what he was trying to lead on that he was going to do were two different things. Ended up in a shouting match with the doctor, ripping out all my IVs and walking out of the hospital. Hospital has agreed to not bill me for any copays and now I'm home looking for a new doctor. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2012-01-07, 10:47 PM	#28
Bill Selling porn allows me to stay in a constant state of Bliss - ain't that a trip! Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,914	The old dance with death. Fuck. Intense. Sorry to hear about the heart man. Life is like that.

2012-01-08, 09:14 PM	#33
Bill Selling porn allows me to stay in a constant state of Bliss - ain't that a trip! Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,914	ahhh, the joys of opiates. funny to think about all them constipated good old boys doing hillbilly heroin. all the constipated strippers. but at the beginning it's so fucking good.

2012-01-09, 01:51 AM	#35
Bill Selling porn allows me to stay in a constant state of Bliss - ain't that a trip! Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,914	Lol, woman you are fuckin ripped. Knockin on wood for tommorrow.

2012-01-09, 01:52 PM	#39
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2012-01-09, 02:04 PM	#40
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2012-01-09, 04:52 PM	#41
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2012-01-09, 05:39 PM	#42
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2012-01-09, 06:18 PM	#43
ArtWilliams You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 6,244	I can only imagine the frustration you must feel, Cleo. I hope in the end it all works out well and you can put these crappy days behind you.

2012-01-09, 06:19 PM	#44
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2012-01-10, 05:16 AM	#45
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2012-01-10, 02:15 PM	#46
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