In the hospital again and its wifi has all of my stuff blocked including the board

Useless · 2012-01-07, 11:43 PM

I'm cool guys, but thank you. Let's focus on Cleo's shitty health now.

Cleo · 2012-01-08, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I'm cool guys, but thank you. Let's focus on Cleo's shitty health now.

Actually I'm in fantastic health if you don’t count my leg trauma.

The only thing shitty is the extreme constipation due to being on Dilaudid for a few days now. One hasn't really lived until you have to use your fingers to reach up into our anus to pull out shit so hard that it sounds like rocks when it hits the floor.

On the plus side PamelaDoll showed up in full pornstar attire and the looks of the hospital staff was priceless.

bDok · 2012-01-08, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Cleo

Actually I'm in fantastic health if you don’t count my leg trauma.

The only thing shitty is the extreme constipation due to being on Dilaudid for a few days now. One hasn't really lived until you have to use your fingers to reach up into our anus to pull out shit so hard that it sounds like rocks when it hits the floor.

On the plus side PamelaDoll showed up in full pornstar attire and the looks of the hospital staff was priceless.

OMG that sounds priceless!

The you pulling poo rocks that is.

Seriously though a tranny coming to the hospital is something special.

Bill · 2012-01-08, 09:14 PM

ahhh, the joys of opiates.

funny to think about all them constipated good old boys doing hillbilly heroin. all the constipated strippers.

but at the beginning it's so fucking good.

Cleo · 2012-01-08, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by bDok

Seriously though a tranny coming to the hospital is something special.

It just gets better and better...

I now have a senile old lady in the bed next to me who is screaming that she doesn't like the way the room has been decorated. (she thinks she is at her house in Long Island) She is also farting like crazy and is saying that she is going to kill me along with Pamela and her friend.

Did I mention that PamelaDoll and her female street walker friend showed up for a visit? They were dressed in the finest of cheap hooker wear looking like they just stepped out of a John Waters movie. All that was needed was a 400 lbs drag queen in spandex.

I started laughing, I'm pretty fucked up on Dilaudid, and discovered that the drugs that they gave me for constipation worked way too well so I ended up taking a shit in my bed.

So here I sit in my nice clean bed with an old lady tied to the bed next to me. There is the strong scent of cheap perfume in the air along with sequence that has come loose laying on the floor.

On the plus side I'm having surgery at 10:30 tomorrow morning and should be back home in a few days.

Bill · 2012-01-09, 01:51 AM

Lol, woman you are fuckin ripped.

Knockin on wood for tommorrow.

Useless · 2012-01-09, 03:56 AM

Even in the hospital, you lead a far more colorful life than most of us could ever dream.

2012-01-07, 11:43 PM	#1
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2012-01-09, 03:56 AM	#7
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2012-01-08, 09:14 PM	#4
Bill Selling porn allows me to stay in a constant state of Bliss - ain't that a trip! Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,914	ahhh, the joys of opiates. funny to think about all them constipated good old boys doing hillbilly heroin. all the constipated strippers. but at the beginning it's so fucking good.

2012-01-09, 01:51 AM	#6
Bill Selling porn allows me to stay in a constant state of Bliss - ain't that a trip! Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,914	Lol, woman you are fuckin ripped. Knockin on wood for tommorrow.