Favorite "Movie" quotes...

Kinky · 2005-03-05, 05:48 AM

"oh god yes, uhmmmm yesssss oh yeah right there, ungh ungh godddd yesssss oh yeah baby!!!!"
every porno movie from the '80s

Sumrpal · 2005-03-05, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by kinky

"oh god yes, uhmmmm yesssss oh yeah right there, ungh ungh godddd yesssss oh yeah baby!!!!"
every porno movie from the '80s

When I first started reading the line, I thought you were doing the restaurant orgasm scene from When Harry Met Sally

pornrex · 2005-03-05, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Sumrpal

When I first started reading the line, I thought you were doing the restaurant orgasm scene from When Harry Met Sally

I thought the same thing.

Keep 'em comin' folks!

Here's a few more:

1. Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?

2. Lloyd Christmas: What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me...ending up together?
Mary Swanson: Not good.
Lloyd Christmas: Not good like one in a hundred?
Mary Swanson: I'd say more like one in a million.
Lloyd Christmas: So you're telling me there's a chance?

3. Jamaal: Lee Harvey, what's the diameter of a chicken egg?
Lee Harvey: 4.08 centimeters.
Jamaal: No what's that in inches?
Lee Harvey: 1.61, what the fuck you gettin' at?
Jamaal: I got ten bucks saying I can squeeze a chicken egg up his ass without it breaking.
Shonte Jr.: You can't put no chicken egg up his ass, Man, look at him, he a tightass.
Jamaal: No, it can be done.
Lee Harvey: I'll take that bet

pornrex

docholly · 2005-03-05, 08:57 AM

From To Wong Foo:

Vida Boheme: I feel like Miss Jayne Mansfield in this car.
Noxeema Jackson: Oooh, Jayne Mansfield. Not a very good auto reference.

Noxeema Jackson: I am not going upstairs with you. I ain't drivin' you no more, Miss Daisy!

From Star Wars V:

Yoda: I am wondering, why are you here?
Luke: I'm looking for someone.
Yoda: Looking? Found someone, you have, I would say, hmmm?
Luke: Right...
Yoda: Help you I can. Yes, mmmm.
Luke: I don't think so. I'm looking for a great warrior.
Yoda: Ohhh. Great warrior.
[laughs and shakes his head]
Yoda: Wars not make one great.

Star Wars IV:

Obi-Wan: The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.

Han Solo: Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

and of course:

Obi Wan: May the Force be with you

Immortal Beloved:

Ludwig van Beethoven: It is the power of music to carry one directly into the mental state of the composer.

An American President:

President Andrew Shepherd: America isn't easy. America is advanced citizenship. You've got to want it bad, because it's gonna put up a fight. It's gonna say, "You want free speech? Let's see you acknowledge a man whose words make your blood boil who is standing center stage and advocating at the top of his lungs that which you would spend a lifetime opposing at the top of yours. You want to claim this land as the 'land of the free'? Then the symbol of your country cannot just be a flag. The symbol also has to be one of its citizens exercising his right to burn that flag in protest. Now show me that, defend that, celebrate that in your classrooms. Then you can stand up and sing about the 'land of the free.'"

****

now i have to go order from Netflix.

2005-03-05, 05:48 AM	#1
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2005-03-05, 08:57 AM	#4
docholly Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Sin-City USA Posts: 4,973	From To Wong Foo: Vida Boheme: I feel like Miss Jayne Mansfield in this car. Noxeema Jackson: Oooh, Jayne Mansfield. Not a very good auto reference. Noxeema Jackson: I am not going upstairs with you. I ain't drivin' you no more, Miss Daisy! From Star Wars V: Yoda: I am wondering, why are you here? Luke: I'm looking for someone. Yoda: Looking? Found someone, you have, I would say, hmmm? Luke: Right... Yoda: Help you I can. Yes, mmmm. Luke: I don't think so. I'm looking for a great warrior. Yoda: Ohhh. Great warrior. [laughs and shakes his head] Yoda: Wars not make one great. Star Wars IV: Obi-Wan: The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together. Han Solo: Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. and of course: Obi Wan: May the Force be with you Immortal Beloved: Ludwig van Beethoven: It is the power of music to carry one directly into the mental state of the composer. An American President: President Andrew Shepherd: America isn't easy. America is advanced citizenship. You've got to want it bad, because it's gonna put up a fight. It's gonna say, "You want free speech? Let's see you acknowledge a man whose words make your blood boil who is standing center stage and advocating at the top of his lungs that which you would spend a lifetime opposing at the top of yours. You want to claim this land as the 'land of the free'? Then the symbol of your country cannot just be a flag. The symbol also has to be one of its citizens exercising his right to burn that flag in protest. Now show me that, defend that, celebrate that in your classrooms. Then you can stand up and sing about the 'land of the free.'" **** now i have to go order from Netflix. __________________ Support Indie Porn Sites OMGoddess You know you need some Bling!!