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Banned
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Mohawk, New York
Posts: 19,477
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O.K., we'll go get some fucking pancakes and then get laid.
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feeling a bit better
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Here's another one of my all time favorites!
Miles: Where do you live? Buck: In the city. Miles: You have a house? Buck: Apartment. Miles: Own or rent? Buck: Rent. Miles: What do you do for a living? Buck: Lots of things. Miles: Where's your office? Buck: I don't have one. Miles: How come? Buck: I don't need one. Miles: Where's your wife? Buck: Don't have one. Miles: How come? Buck: It's a long story. Miles: You have kids? Buck: No I don't. Miles: How come? Buck: It's an even longer story. Miles: Are you my Dad's brother? Buck: What's your record for consecutive questions asked? Miles: 38. Buck: I'm your Dad's brother alright. Miles: You have much more hair in your nose than my Dad. Buck: How nice of you to notice. Miles: I'm a kid - that's my job. and... I always like a little pussy after lunch. - Darryl Van Horne, The Witches of Eastwick
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Kodak Ghosts Run Amok
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hobbs End
Posts: 1,718
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Take four red capsules, in ten minutes take two more. Help is on the way.
-Voice in medicine cabinet THX 1138 Voice in medicine cabinet: If you feel you are not properly sedated, call 348-844 immediately. Failure to do so may result in prosecution for criminal drug evasion. THX 1138 |
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feeling a bit better
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Anyhow...any Al Capone fans out there?
"You can get further with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word." - Al Capone, The Untouchables ![]() pornrex
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~Serving Up Sinful Sex ~
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Missouri City, Texas
Posts: 1,928
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"You can't HANDLE the truth!" - Jack Nicholson - A Few Good Men
"I see dead people" - The Sixth Sense "Me so horny love you long time" - Full Metal Jacket |
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~Serving Up Sinful Sex ~
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Missouri City, Texas
Posts: 1,928
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Forgot this one -
"You had me at Hello" - Jerry Maguire |
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