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Old 2005-03-07, 07:00 PM   #1
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O.K., we'll go get some fucking pancakes and then get laid.
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Old 2005-03-08, 08:31 AM   #2
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Here's another one of my all time favorites!

Miles: Where do you live?
Buck: In the city.
Miles: You have a house?
Buck: Apartment.
Miles: Own or rent?
Buck: Rent.
Miles: What do you do for a living?
Buck: Lots of things.
Miles: Where's your office?
Buck: I don't have one.
Miles: How come?
Buck: I don't need one.
Miles: Where's your wife?
Buck: Don't have one.
Miles: How come?
Buck: It's a long story.
Miles: You have kids?
Buck: No I don't.
Miles: How come?
Buck: It's an even longer story.
Miles: Are you my Dad's brother?
Buck: What's your record for consecutive questions asked?
Miles: 38.
Buck: I'm your Dad's brother alright.
Miles: You have much more hair in your nose than my Dad.
Buck: How nice of you to notice.
Miles: I'm a kid - that's my job.

and...

I always like a little pussy after lunch. - Darryl Van Horne, The Witches of Eastwick
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Old 2005-03-08, 10:08 AM   #3
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Take four red capsules, in ten minutes take two more. Help is on the way.
-Voice in medicine cabinet
THX 1138

Voice in medicine cabinet: If you feel you are not properly sedated, call 348-844 immediately. Failure to do so may result in prosecution for criminal drug evasion.

THX 1138
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Old 2005-03-09, 05:03 PM   #4
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Anyhow...any Al Capone fans out there?

"You can get further with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word." - Al Capone, The Untouchables


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Old 2005-03-09, 05:26 PM   #5
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"I see dead people" - The Sixth Sense

"Me so horny love you long time" - Full Metal Jacket
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Old 2005-03-09, 05:28 PM   #6
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Forgot this one -

"You had me at Hello" - Jerry Maguire
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