What's a perfect date for you?

SirMoby · 2005-03-09, 12:30 PM

Being picked up in a limo by 2 bi-sexual Asian hookers would be a good start

Seriously at this point any time the wife gets into a short skirt, no panties and we get away from the little baby that we love for a short time. We look into each others eyes, Discuss the things we love about each other and make out in public. It doesn't matter if it's dinner, a movie, dancing, walk on the beach od to the grocery store.

We always joke that we never dated and we never really did do the formal dating thing which is why I think we're married. Dating in the DC area is more like a job interview then anything fun because women over 27 are afraid they might have to settle for love and that just isn't acceptable. Basically you're asked a list of questions that her girlfriends are going to ask her. You change the subject and start enjoying each other but sooner or later the list of 222 questions gets back on the table.

Even sex on the first date is filled with rehearsed moves and motions. Nothing really fun as they're trying to impress you the same way a job applicant might. "I studied 6 different sexual positions. Here's the missionary, now here's the reverse cowboy ...."

The best thing to do is avoid all date type situation (except the short skirt and no panties). That will be much more fun and if it's a new relationship the only way to get to know someone is to break them out of "Date Mode".

2005-03-09, 12:30 PM	#19
SirMoby Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 2,706	Being picked up in a limo by 2 bi-sexual Asian hookers would be a good start Seriously at this point any time the wife gets into a short skirt, no panties and we get away from the little baby that we love for a short time. We look into each others eyes, Discuss the things we love about each other and make out in public. It doesn't matter if it's dinner, a movie, dancing, walk on the beach od to the grocery store. We always joke that we never dated and we never really did do the formal dating thing which is why I think we're married. Dating in the DC area is more like a job interview then anything fun because women over 27 are afraid they might have to settle for love and that just isn't acceptable. Basically you're asked a list of questions that her girlfriends are going to ask her. You change the subject and start enjoying each other but sooner or later the list of 222 questions gets back on the table. Even sex on the first date is filled with rehearsed moves and motions. Nothing really fun as they're trying to impress you the same way a job applicant might. "I studied 6 different sexual positions. Here's the missionary, now here's the reverse cowboy ...." The best thing to do is avoid all date type situation (except the short skirt and no panties). That will be much more fun and if it's a new relationship the only way to get to know someone is to break them out of "Date Mode".