Thinking About Banning The Word "Nude" (rant) - Page 2

stuveltje · 2005-03-20, 03:10 PM

banning words... the only ban the words i dont like, like dad, son, mom, get shit of those the rest i dont care if i dont like it i reject

zack2004 · 2005-03-20, 03:49 PM

Wecome back

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I hope you enjoyed your holiday!

swedguy · 2005-04-28, 07:52 PM

I think it's time for a little thread revival.

After reviewing couple of hundred sites today I'm all dizzy and need to vent

A good description isn't:

" This brunette really needs your cock "
" 30 softcore pictures of shemale in 3 galleries "
Same description as title + one extra word that is sex, hot or some other useless word

Damn people, being a little creative doesn't hurt

Tart · 2005-04-28, 08:28 PM

You forgot one of my favs "Hot tranny sucks cock then gets fucked anally by guy" Or the descriptions that are just a bunch of dirty words scrambled together making no sense.
The worst part is that I've seen some really interesting content sets that are just begging for decent descriptions.. (of course this could be because Doc Holly and I are always trying to out do each other with crazy titles and descriptions)

swedguy · 2005-04-28, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tart

(of course this could be because Doc Holly and I are always trying to out do each other with crazy titles and descriptions)

And you sure succeed in doing so

Cleo · 2005-04-28, 08:34 PM

It is a real bitch to think up something new each day.

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swedguy · 2005-04-28, 08:35 PM

Here's another winner

Title: Capitalize First Letter Of Each Word
Description: Voyeur galleries, spy pictures and hidden amateurs videos - hot voyeur shots - spy cams, hidden cams upskirts, nudity, bathroom peep hole cams

MadMax · 2005-04-28, 08:37 PM

What I'd like to know is why I keep missing out on the monthly convention at which everyone decides to build for the same niche for the next 30 days. This month for me it's BBW...anyone else?

Tart · 2005-04-28, 08:42 PM

I'm working on backlog.. currently I'm wading thru oodles of mr chew's asian beaver.. one gallery posing and one gallery screwing. Good to know I have BBW to look forward too!

swedguy · 2005-04-28, 08:46 PM

Pantyhose and Mr Chews here.

MadMax · 2005-04-28, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tart

I'm working on backlog.. currently I'm wading thru oodles of mr chew's asian beaver.. one gallery posing and one gallery screwing. Good to know I have BBW to look forward too!

Yup, Mr. Chews was the last couple weeks for me.

Thumbler · 2005-04-28, 09:02 PM

Swedguy, isn't it past your bedtime? Get some sleep, it will all be better in the morning

Cleo · 2005-04-28, 09:08 PM

Pantyhose and Mr Chews here too

RawAlex · 2005-04-28, 09:13 PM

My word of the year so far is DISSOLUTE.

What does it mean? Lacking moral restraint; indulging in sensual pleasures or vices.

In reality, what happened is that some dufus use a computerized translation system to go from russian to english, and the system spat that back. So now their are domains like dissolute-girls.com and sites like DISSOLUTE AND HORNY.

It is the sex actions of 2005.

Alex

swedguy · 2005-04-28, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thumbler

Swedguy, isn't it past your bedtime? Get some sleep, it will all be better in the morning

It sure is past my bedtime

But my goal today is 300 reviews and I only have a few left. I knew I shouldn't have started when it was about bedtime

EDIT:
http://www.google.com/search?num=30&...rn&btnG=Search
Look at #1 for dissolute porn

"Two ebony dissolute chickens agree to suckle big black cock for moderate cash"

Tart · 2005-04-28, 10:05 PM

Damn.. I laughed so hard over that description I've got tears in my eyes..heaven help the next submitter that has dissolute in his title or description!

docholly · 2005-04-28, 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swedguy

And you sure succeed in doing so

plaguerizing the directions on the kracker jax box helps..

RA: my dissolute friends say they loaded up babelfish with obscure terms so as to confuse the komrads.

mr chews pantyhose sounds like an oral fetish for nylons to me. |cool|

i'm stuck forever on t-girl island riding the bang bus full of backstreet bangers

Useless · 2005-04-28, 11:20 PM

I don't like to see horny in descriptions. It seems, I don't know, redundant. Oh wow, two people fucking! And they're horny too! Who'd a' thunk it?

How about 'cute sexy', 'hot sexy', 'sexy cutie', 'cute hottie', and the like? But even worse is when the descriptors contradict each other, such as 'nasty sexy' and 'ugly hottie'.

Mishi · 2005-04-29, 03:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by docholly

plaguerizing the directions on the kracker jax box helps..

RA: my dissolute friends say they loaded up babelfish with obscure terms so as to confuse the komrads.

mr chews pantyhose sounds like an oral fetish for nylons to me. |cool|

i'm stuck forever on t-girl island riding the bang bus full of backstreet bangers

You're slaying me! And I like it! Does that make me dissolute? (Yes, I came across a dissolute flasher a mere half hour ago while reviewing subs. As opposed to a stoic flasher, I suppose. Just stopping in here for much-needed moral support. Or is that immoral support?)

Don't mind me - had dinner with Sir Moby and his lovely wife and young 'un tonight - it's no wonder I'm a bit deranged.

Fonz · 2005-04-29, 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo

Amateur blonde has amateur sex in amateur hardcore pics in her first time amateur lesbian amateur dildo cake baking amateur contest.

You forgot to add my favorite word:
Mature amateur blonde has mature amateur sex in mature amateur hardcore pics in her first time mature amateur lesbian amateur dildo cake baking mature amateur contest

Oh yeah and I like the guy that lets girls fuck black ducks, I think his name is Jim

pornrex · 2005-04-29, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo

I'm nude right now reading this board

Prove it

MadMax · 2005-04-29, 10:06 AM

Let's have an "ultimate description" contest. Here's my entry:

"Perfect sexy horny mature amateur dissolute blondes have first time nude lesbian sex with perfect nude first time anal dildo sex actions in their first ever nude sexy amateur porn while they waiting for your perfect cock."

Verbal · 2005-04-29, 12:20 PM

Btw... wtf is a "cuckold"? I keep seeing this, but still have no idea.

MadMax · 2005-04-29, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verbal

Btw... wtf is a "cuckold"? I keep seeing this, but still have no idea.

The actual meaning: When someone is "cuckolded" they're basically beyond pussy whipped, to the point where their woman has completely broken their spirit. The way I see the word used in descriptions, either there's another meaning for it that I have never encountered or it's the babelfish fucking with people again

Useless · 2005-04-29, 12:44 PM

Addtionally, it often refers to the man when the wife has cheated. 'You've made a cuckold of me', meaning the that his slut wife has been fucking around and he never knew it.

2005-03-20, 03:10 PM	#26
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2005-03-20, 03:49 PM	#27
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2005-04-28, 08:28 PM	#29
Tart When life hands you lemons, squirt the juice in your enemy's eyes Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny South Posts: 423	You forgot one of my favs "Hot tranny sucks cock then gets fucked anally by guy" Or the descriptions that are just a bunch of dirty words scrambled together making no sense. The worst part is that I've seen some really interesting content sets that are just begging for decent descriptions.. (of course this could be because Doc Holly and I are always trying to out do each other with crazy titles and descriptions) __________________ Tart's Porn Zone

2005-04-28, 08:34 PM	#31
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	It is a real bitch to think up something new each day. Hot Mature Sex Actions - The best ever free site since the best ever one yesterday __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2005-04-28, 08:42 PM	#34
Tart When life hands you lemons, squirt the juice in your enemy's eyes Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny South Posts: 423	I'm working on backlog.. currently I'm wading thru oodles of mr chew's asian beaver.. one gallery posing and one gallery screwing. Good to know I have BBW to look forward too! __________________ Tart's Porn Zone

2005-04-28, 07:52 PM	#28
swedguy Vagabond Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 2,374	I think it's time for a little thread revival. After reviewing couple of hundred sites today I'm all dizzy and need to vent A good description isn't: " This brunette really needs your cock " " 30 softcore pictures of shemale in 3 galleries " Same description as title + one extra word that is sex, hot or some other useless word Damn people, being a little creative doesn't hurt

2005-04-28, 08:35 PM	#32
swedguy Vagabond Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 2,374	Here's another winner Title: Capitalize First Letter Of Each Word Description: Voyeur galleries, spy pictures and hidden amateurs videos - hot voyeur shots - spy cams, hidden cams upskirts, nudity, bathroom peep hole cams

2005-04-28, 08:37 PM	#33
MadMax "Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes" ~ Satan Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Motor City, baby, where carjacking was invented! Now GIMME THOSE SHOES! Posts: 2,385	What I'd like to know is why I keep missing out on the monthly convention at which everyone decides to build for the same niche for the next 30 days. This month for me it's BBW...anyone else?

2005-04-28, 08:46 PM	#35
swedguy Vagabond Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 2,374	Pantyhose and Mr Chews here.

2005-04-28, 09:02 PM	#37
Thumbler You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: GA Posts: 598	Swedguy, isn't it past your bedtime? Get some sleep, it will all be better in the morning __________________ Out of date sig!

2005-04-28, 09:08 PM	#38
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	Pantyhose and Mr Chews here too __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2005-04-28, 09:13 PM	#39
RawAlex Took the hint. Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,597	My word of the year so far is DISSOLUTE. What does it mean? Lacking moral restraint; indulging in sensual pleasures or vices. In reality, what happened is that some dufus use a computerized translation system to go from russian to english, and the system spat that back. So now their are domains like dissolute-girls.com and sites like DISSOLUTE AND HORNY. It is the sex actions of 2005. Alex

2005-04-28, 10:05 PM	#41
Tart When life hands you lemons, squirt the juice in your enemy's eyes Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny South Posts: 423	Damn.. I laughed so hard over that description I've got tears in my eyes..heaven help the next submitter that has dissolute in his title or description! __________________ Tart's Porn Zone

2005-04-28, 11:20 PM	#43
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	I don't like to see horny in descriptions. It seems, I don't know, redundant. Oh wow, two people fucking! And they're horny too! Who'd a' thunk it? How about 'cute sexy', 'hot sexy', 'sexy cutie', 'cute hottie', and the like? But even worse is when the descriptors contradict each other, such as 'nasty sexy' and 'ugly hottie'. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-04-29, 10:06 AM	#47
MadMax "Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes" ~ Satan Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Motor City, baby, where carjacking was invented! Now GIMME THOSE SHOES! Posts: 2,385	Let's have an "ultimate description" contest. Here's my entry: "Perfect sexy horny mature amateur dissolute blondes have first time nude lesbian sex with perfect nude first time anal dildo sex actions in their first ever nude sexy amateur porn while they waiting for your perfect cock."

2005-04-29, 12:20 PM	#48
Verbal Verbal prefers 56K Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 563	Btw... wtf is a "cuckold"? I keep seeing this, but still have no idea. __________________ Verbal

2005-04-29, 12:44 PM	#50
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Addtionally, it often refers to the man when the wife has cheated. 'You've made a cuckold of me', meaning the that his slut wife has been fucking around and he never knew it. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.