For the Woman that has Everything...

natalie · 2005-05-03, 06:41 PM

haha my gf runs an adult shop and they have those. To me they seem the strangest thing because my biggest problem is stopping mine from poking out... they are almost always hard, even poke through some bras. Mind you I usually just give up trying and enjoy the attention they get, especially when coupled with a tshirt hell shirt

NevDull · 2005-05-03, 11:08 PM

Just don't try to hide 'em around me, nat!

Trev · 2005-05-04, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by natalie

haha my gf runs an adult shop and they have those. To me they seem the strangest thing because my biggest problem is stopping mine from poking out... they are almost always hard, even poke through some bras. Mind you I usually just give up trying and enjoy the attention they get, especially when coupled with a tshirt hell shirt

That's the only time it's not impolite to point!

MrYum · 2005-05-04, 12:56 AM

There ya go Natalie...I say flaunt it if ya got it and enjoy it!

My gf is always worried about the twins showing off when she doesn't wear a bra...which is most of the time

Mind you...she's 44...very petite...and has the perky lil boobs of a teenager...lucky me! Again, I say FLAUNT it!

Nothing quite like it when a girl has her high beams on...yummy

Mishi · 2005-05-06, 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by natalie

Mind you I usually just give up trying and enjoy the attention they get, especially when coupled with a tshirt hell shirt

Word, sister!

wicked1 · 2005-05-06, 10:18 AM

I just had an idea |idea|

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|

Hows this for a sales pitch..

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Buy two pairs and recieve a 30% discount on your second pair.

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MrYum · 2005-05-06, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wicked1

I just had an idea |idea|

Maybe I can buy those nipple enhancers in bulk and re-name them Nipple Cripple Protectors and sell them to Teenagers to protect them from School Bullies performing the age old Nipple Cripple on them during recess.

|

Hows this for a sales pitch..

Imagine being able to look those bullies square in the eye as they perform a 360 degree Nipple Twist and ask them if thats the best they've got !!.

Buy two pairs and recieve a 30% discount on your second pair.

Keep a second pair handy in your glove compartment for emergencies or Give them to your Brother,Your Mother or Your Significant Other. Hell Stick em up your ass if thats what turns you on buddy just buy them ok ?. Get the Message ???

As an added bonus to the first 100 customers that take up this Limited Special Offer you will recieve a free instructional video on how to enter your bank account user details into my fake website and also learn how to touch yourself in 13 different languages that way if you ever get caught touching yourself you can say it was not me , it was the foreign exchange student I think they went that -> way Officer.

Don't Miss this Sensational Offer !! ... ACT NOW !!

That's too priceless to pass up Wicked1...you gotta run with this idea

2005-05-03, 06:41 PM	#1
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2005-05-03, 11:08 PM	#2
NevDull Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Zoom zoom zoom Posts: 20	Just don't try to hide 'em around me, nat!

2005-05-06, 10:18 AM	#6
wicked1 I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 82	I just had an idea \|idea\| Maybe I can buy those nipple enhancers in bulk and re-name them Nipple Cripple Protectors and sell them to Teenagers to protect them from School Bullies performing the age old Nipple Cripple on them during recess. \| Hows this for a sales pitch.. Imagine being able to look those bullies square in the eye as they perform a 360 degree Nipple Twist and ask them if thats the best they've got !!. Buy two pairs and recieve a 30% discount on your second pair. Keep a second pair handy in your glove compartment for emergencies or Give them to your Brother,Your Mother or Your Significant Other. Hell Stick em up your ass if thats what turns you on buddy just buy them ok ?. Get the Message ??? As an added bonus to the first 100 customers that take up this Limited Special Offer you will recieve a free instructional video on how to enter your bank account user details into my fake website and also learn how to touch yourself in 13 different languages that way if you ever get caught touching yourself you can say it was not me , it was the foreign exchange student I think they went that -> way Officer. Don't Miss this Sensational Offer !! ... ACT NOW !!