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The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep
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"Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list."
"In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you." "In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One." "I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering." "Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there." "The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in." "In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete." |
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Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless
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You for a long time were not on the Native land and much do not know. The homosexuals, and other people of other orientation, were going in community and fuck not were ashamed anybody. And channels on TV on your historical Native land already about 50 pieces. So all is, even the people which have stolen billions dollars and then one have arrested and have condemned. And the billionaire Abramovich is the owner and owner of English football club "Chelsea" Ask the grandfather whence he has arrived in Buffalo? The ion will tell to you an interesting history, and we shall laugh together... You not against that what I here try to communicate?
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