THE RULES Regarding Men

SirMoby · 2005-11-30, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Chop Smith

I bet you watch the Lifetime Channel

You're making this way too hard.

Good men are easy to find but none will be good enough for my daughter.

Beer is nice but if I'm getting a blow job then I don't need beer. If I'm not getting a blow job then I need beer. I really only need them both on my birthday or when you wreck the car.

Male bonding is based on pain. If 2 guys go out drinking they will only become friends after they feel the pain of a hang over or they get arrested. If 2 guys get in a fight they will become friends only if they both hurt each other. A fishing trip is a bonding experience if it involves cold, rain, enough beer for a hang over or some natural disaster.

Women love shoes and men love toys. If you own more then 6 pairs of shoes then leave me and my latest gadget from Radio Shack alone.

If a man is bitching he wants to know how to fix the issue. We fix things and bitching means we need this fixed now. This is very different then women. If women are bitching they just want to vent. If they want help in solving the issue they'll manipulate men into fixing it, usually by making us think we have a chance at getting a blow job or some beer.

The world is our urinal.

It's late but I could easily go on as we are very easy to understand. If you don't believe it just ask any of us

Mr. Blue · 2005-11-30, 03:37 AM

Why women try to over complicate men is beyond me. Here's a brief reference card...just print it up, follow the instructions:

How to make a man happy

Men Ages 18-40: Sex, Food, TV
Men Ages 40-70: Food, Sex, TV
Men Ages 70-90: TV, Food, Sex
Men Ages 90-100: Sex (it's a death wish thing when we get that old), Food, TV.

Surfn · 2005-11-30, 03:47 AM

I'm #10, If a woman is interested she should approach me. If she can't she doesn't have the assertiveness necessary to hold up her end of a great love affair

2005-11-30, 03:37 AM	#2
Mr. Blue Searching for Jimmy Hoffa Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 771	Why women try to over complicate men is beyond me. Here's a brief reference card...just print it up, follow the instructions: How to make a man happy Men Ages 18-40: Sex, Food, TV Men Ages 40-70: Food, Sex, TV Men Ages 70-90: TV, Food, Sex Men Ages 90-100: Sex (it's a death wish thing when we get that old), Food, TV. __________________ 69Blue.com ICQ #223487665

2005-11-30, 03:47 AM	#3
Surfn If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Earth on occasion Posts: 8,812	I'm #10, If a woman is interested she should approach me. If she can't she doesn't have the assertiveness necessary to hold up her end of a great love affair __________________ Surfn's Links Are you a partner?