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2005-12-05, 07:24 AM
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WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school?
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I decided everday
I'll post some quote ... do with it what you like. Discuss, make fun of ... whatever floats your boat.
Today's: "Nothing should be prized more highly than the value of each day." - Goethe |
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2005-12-05, 10:14 AM
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The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep
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"Nothing should be prized more highly than the quote of each day."
- Greenguy |
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2005-12-05, 10:41 AM
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Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer.
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"Nothing should be prized more highly than the value of each day, except a good blowjob."
- SirMoby |
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2005-12-05, 11:13 AM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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"The value of a day is directly proportional to the number of blowjobs you get."
- Lemmy
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2005-12-05, 11:28 AM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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"I'm not getting any blowjobs today, so why did I get out of bed?"
- ADK
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2005-12-05, 11:37 AM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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I'm throwing in two bonus quotes:
"The state has no business in the bedrooms of the nation." "If I found in my own ranks that a certain number of guys wanted to cut my throat, I'd make sure that I cut their throats first." - Pierre Trudeau
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2005-12-05, 11:39 AM
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WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school?
Join Date: Aug 2005
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Seems like blowjobs is the thought of the day ... lol!
Have a good one  |
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2005-12-05, 11:58 AM
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Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer.
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2005-12-05, 12:33 PM
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"Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain
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"Never eat Spinach with a stranger"
- Benjamin Franklin |
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2005-12-05, 12:36 PM
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Quote:
- Guy Davenport
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2005-12-05, 12:38 PM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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Quote:
(Don't quote me on that!)
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2005-12-05, 12:40 PM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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I've got another quote:
"Cocksucker" - Useless Warrior
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2005-12-05, 12:49 PM
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Certified Nice Person
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"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is ‘God is crying’. And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is ‘Probably because of something you did’."
- Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
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2005-12-05, 01:08 PM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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"I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off."
- Joan Rivers There's a truism if I ever read one.
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2005-12-05, 02:09 PM
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...and since we know an end will come it makes our living so much fun
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Great quote.. would look great in my sig.
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2005-12-05, 11:47 PM
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NO! Im not a female - but being a dragon, I do eat them.
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When my girlfriend came home Sunday afternoon to find the kitchen and living room a mess, the laundry still in a pile by the washer and me on the couch having done nothing but drink beer and watch football all day, she yelled: 'Watch yourself, mister, or you're going to make me do something I don't want to do!' 'Wow', I thought, 'I can't believe I'm going to get a blowjob out of this!
OK so a quote eh - I failed my audition as Romeo through a misunderstanding over a simple stage direction. My copy of the script clearly said: 'Enter Juliet from the rear' |
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2005-12-06, 08:27 AM
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Wheither you think you can or you think you can't, Your right.
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I'll have to remember that one. ronnie |
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