Ron White married a genius

Simon · 2006-03-27, 09:00 AM

I recorded Ron White's new "You Can't Fix Stupid" stand-up performance the other night. I didn't watch it until this morning, when I heard him say something that almost caused the old 'sprayed coffee on monitor' to occur.

He said that his wife suggested that they could quit spending all that money on research for things like Viagra and instead just develop something that would make a man's cum taste like chocolate.

Surfn · 2006-03-27, 09:04 AM

SirMoby · 2006-03-27, 10:37 AM

That's a much better approach to a problem for sure

RawAlex · 2006-03-27, 11:04 AM

"oh honey, I had such a terrible day... the kids are screaming, the plumber was here half the day, and my boss called me to work overtime tomorrow... I need some comfort, let me suck your dick".

I can see where this might work out.

Alex

bunky2u · 2006-03-27, 12:47 PM

Yeah I can guess who would jump in and push it though...

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Chop Smith · 2006-03-27, 01:09 PM

Pepsi Cashs in on Pfizer's Viagra Research

Quote:

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available
in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, we can no longer call
this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of
"cocktails," "highballs," and j ust a good old-fashioned "stiff drink."
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "MOUNT & DO."

SirMoby · 2006-03-27, 02:57 PM

For the unhappy woman, maybe they need to make a durg that will make pussy taste like pizza and beer

Simon · 2006-04-08, 05:15 PM

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For those who care, his "You Can't Fix Stupid" special is on the Comedy Channel a couple of times tonight.

2006-03-27, 09:00 AM	#1
Simon That which does not kill us, will try, try again. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Conch Republic Posts: 5,150	Ron White married a genius I recorded Ron White's new "You Can't Fix Stupid" stand-up performance the other night. I didn't watch it until this morning, when I heard him say something that almost caused the old 'sprayed coffee on monitor' to occur. He said that his wife suggested that they could quit spending all that money on research for things like Viagra and instead just develop something that would make a man's cum taste like chocolate. __________________ "If you're happy and you know it, think again." -- Guru Pitka

2006-03-27, 09:04 AM	#2
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2006-03-27, 12:47 PM	#5
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2006-04-08, 05:15 PM	#8
Simon That which does not kill us, will try, try again. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Conch Republic Posts: 5,150	` For those who care, his "You Can't Fix Stupid" special is on the Comedy Channel a couple of times tonight. __________________ "If you're happy and you know it, think again." -- Guru Pitka

2006-03-27, 10:37 AM	#3
SirMoby Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 2,706	That's a much better approach to a problem for sure

2006-03-27, 11:04 AM	#4
RawAlex Took the hint. Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,597	"oh honey, I had such a terrible day... the kids are screaming, the plumber was here half the day, and my boss called me to work overtime tomorrow... I need some comfort, let me suck your dick". I can see where this might work out. Alex

2006-03-27, 02:57 PM	#7
SirMoby Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 2,706	For the unhappy woman, maybe they need to make a durg that will make pussy taste like pizza and beer