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Old 2006-07-07, 03:40 PM   #1
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Before you waste someone's time by selecting them as a mentor, you first need to decide if you are right for this business.

Do you have any social phobias or anxieties?
Can you finish a pot of coffee after your spouse leaves for the day?
Do you consider bathing a daily ritual or something you do after you start feeling sticky?
Do you have a comfortable couch to nap on during the day?
Do you prefer to work in the dark?
Do you go to bed with your spouse at night, have sex, then get back up and go to your computer because you have an idea you need to start working right at that moment or you won't be able to sleep?
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Old 2006-07-07, 03:45 PM   #2
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UW, sometimes you're the highlight of my day.

And another thing TsaiChen: surf the wide web world of porn, always wear a cyber-condom, and keep asking questions.
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Old 2006-07-07, 03:45 PM   #3
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Before you waste someone's time by selecting them as a mentor, you first need to decide if you are right for this business.

Do you have any social phobias or anxieties?
Can you finish a pot of coffee after your spouse leaves for the day?
Do you consider bathing a daily ritual or something you do after you start feeling sticky?
Do you have a comfortable couch to nap on during the day?
Do you prefer to work in the dark?
Do you go to bed with your spouse at night, have sex, then get back up and go to your computer because you have an idea you need to start working right at that moment or you won't be able to sleep?
ok this just about made me piss my panties LOL

...but they are the right questions
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Old 2006-07-07, 11:12 PM   #4
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ok this just about made me piss my panties LOL
Okay, I'll ask . . . . are those panties for sale?
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Old 2006-07-08, 10:31 PM   #5
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Do you go to bed with your spouse at night, have sex, then get back up and go to your computer because you have an idea you need to start working right at that moment or you won't be able to sleep?

yes. but I use a notepad instead, I can't sit at my computer for 20 hours a day|shocking|

then I jerk off two more times to various niches to acclimate myself with the current porn climate.

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Old 2006-07-07, 05:43 PM   #6
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Do you go to bed with your spouse at night, have sex, then get back up and go to your computer because you have an idea you need to start working right at that moment or you won't be able to sleep?
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Old 2006-07-07, 05:56 PM   #7
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Do you go to bed with your spouse at night, have sex, then get back up and go to your computer because you have an idea you need to start working right at that moment or you won't be able to sleep?
You still have sex?
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Old 2006-07-09, 12:20 AM   #8
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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior
Before you waste someone's time by selecting them as a mentor, you first need to decide if you are right for this business.

Do you have any social phobias or anxieties?
Can you finish a pot of coffee after your spouse leaves for the day?
Do you consider bathing a daily ritual or something you do after you start feeling sticky?
Do you have a comfortable couch to nap on during the day?
Do you prefer to work in the dark?
Do you go to bed with your spouse at night, have sex, then get back up and go to your computer because you have an idea you need to start working right at that moment or you won't be able to sleep?
I'm fucked I answered yes to everyone of the damn questions except I don't have a spouse so it's a dinner date, a couple drinks and then sex and then back to the computer.
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Old 2006-07-09, 12:56 AM   #9
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I'm fucked I answered yes to everyone of the damn questions except I don't have a spouse so it's a dinner date, a couple drinks and then sex and then back to the computer.
you left out that after dinner and before sex you get her to sign a model release form so you'll have valid 2257 content.

But seriously,TsaiChen you really need to attend OTB..
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