Good Warm Friday Morning

[Mr Exotic]

My day started off just wonderful. Woke up to my 2yo son covered in shit. Sometime thru the night it seems he got hit with the case of the massive shits and shit all out his diaper. Shit on his hands, up his back, all over his legs, and even on his feet. I will be really fucking happy when that little "shit" gets potty trained. His sister was at his age, but from what I hear boys take longer. I started to clean him up with the wipes before I finally said fuck it and just threw him in the tub. He woke up before I did, so now I gotta track down every place he left shit in the house and clean that up. So everyone have a great day while I am hunting down shit spots on the carpet and furniture

[Mish]

Originally Posted by Mr Exotic

My day started off just wonderful. Woke up to my 2yo son covered in shit. Sometime thru the night it seems he got hit with the case of the massive shits and shit all out his diaper. Shit on his hands, up his back, all over his legs, and even on his feet. I will be really fucking happy when that little "shit" gets potty trained. His sister was at his age, but from what I hear boys take longer. I started to clean him up with the wipes before I finally said fuck it and just threw him in the tub. He woke up before I did, so now I gotta track down every place he left shit in the house and clean that up. So everyone have a great day while I am hunting down shit spots on the carpet and furniture

Wow.... and here I thought my morning started off poorly when I got behind the driver doing 30mph in a 45mph zone for most of the ride to work... when I finally had enough, I decided to pass via a turning lane.... apparently I should've looked around before doing that since I had a cop up my ass not 2 seconds later.... so 20 minutes and a ticket later.... my day was back under way...

HAPPY WEEKEND!!!!!