How Old Is A MILF? Let Me Tell You ...

[papagmp]

Originally Posted by Fonz

Their are 15 year olds that have kids, are they the typical MILFs you want to promote?

Jezzzz Fonz – NO – Give them 3 more years! But I have a few hot teen MILFs that are working for me - and Anistaija and Josie are both pregnant now. Hell, I was fucking Honey when she was 18 and pregnant and I used to fuck her mom when she worked with my ex at the titty bar. So which one’s the MILF, Honey or her mom? Or both? (Yes, I know I’m a slut)

I hang out with a lot of teens (legal Fonz) and kids in their early twenties and they all use the term “MILF” for anything from the “soccer mom” you all talk about (30+) to a teen mother pushing a stroller. Age has nothing to do with MILF – being a mother that I’d like to fuck does! And like UW, I only admit to fuckin moms that are HOT!

None of the mother’s I’ve been fucking lately are over thirty (and only Tasha is anywhere close) – and which one of you red-blooded men would turn down the chance to fuck Honey, Violet, Aerynn (twins), Phoenix, Eva, Ryan, Joey, Tasha or soon to be MILFS, Anistaija and Josie?

Speaking of MILFs, I was partying with Russ and Candice the other night (nude in the hot-tub) and Candice was trying to figure out how to tell her mom that it’s ok with her if she (her mom) fucks Russ. Now that’s the kind of girlfriend you want – one that’s willing to share her mother with you.

In my mind, the term is MILF not OMILF (Old Mother I’d Like To Fuck) or MAMILF (Middle Age Mother I’d Like To Fuck) - it's just plain Mother's I'd Like To Fuck (For Fonz, LMILF - Legal...)

As for Cougars – they’re predators, and I have a special place in my heart (and on my mantel) for Predators!

Anyway - MY 2cents

[Simon]

Originally Posted by papagmp

...and I used to fuck her mom when she worked with my ex at the titty bar....

I guess you know you're getting old when you look at that picture and think to yourself "Man, that looks like it'd be a nice flyfishing location!"

Okay, truth is I'd have thought the same thing 20 years ago.

I do love the Colorado mountains and streams...and all the other natural resources Papa included in his post.