Good Tuesday Morning

Useless · 2008-01-08, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Greenie

So The Bitch is making me go shopping for new pants today (I have plenty of t-shirts, most of which say O & A on them)

My wife made me buy new socks - and she's not even coming with me! What does she care if my feet stink?

Greenguy · 2008-01-08, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

My wife made me buy new socks - and she's not even coming with me! What does she care if my feet stink?

I have 2 for this:

1 - She wants you to get laid.

2 - Preacher called & told her that he has a foot fetish.

Preacher · 2008-01-08, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Greenie

I have 2 for this:

1 - She wants you to get laid.

2 - Preacher called & told her that he has a foot fetish.

3 - Preacher fears Useless' dirty foot smell.

My wife asked me last night if I had thought about what I'm wearing and if it's clean or not. My answer was 'I have no idea and probably not'...

So apparently, today I'm going to be doing some laundry.

Useless · 2008-01-08, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenie

1 - She wants you to get laid.

She doesn't seem to think of me when it comes to sex, so I really doubt that she's considered the idea of me possibly getting laid.

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Originally Posted by Preacher

My wife asked me last night if I had thought about what I'm wearing and if it's clean or not. My answer was 'I have no idea and probably not'...

Want me to bring extra socks just in case?