My Dad Googled Himself For The 1st Time...

Greenguy · 2008-09-01, 04:08 PM

So my Dad calls me today. He's home goofing off on the computer & decided to Google himself. He 1st asks me if I've ever done it and, of course, I have. I tell him that the one thing that pertains to me is an old WIPO domain case I lost. Then I say there's more famous people with the same name (newspaper guy, photographer. etc)

He then tells me that when he did it, the 1st thing to come up was his resume. He got the job he has a couple years ago after working for years with 2 other companies (he's killing time - 16 months to go) Anyway, he keep tells me about the other results and one of them is info about his vasectomy! This one took me back a bit, so I started to search, but I could not duplicate his results.

I tried just his name, added his middle name, middle initial, all in quotes, etc. I don't see ANYTHING on him.

So then I asked him if he had Google Desktop installed & he said yes.

(if you don't get it, Google Desktop searches your computer 1st, then the web - he was looking at links to internal files)

Torn Rose · 2008-09-01, 04:13 PM

I still don't get it????

justbondage · 2008-09-01, 04:20 PM

haha, awesome.

Licker4U · 2008-09-01, 04:20 PM

Huh?

justbondage · 2008-09-01, 04:51 PM

He was typing his name into a local search that looks through his files and stuff....

Bill · 2008-09-01, 05:00 PM

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Thats actually freekin hilarious.

elKabong · 2008-09-01, 05:50 PM

lol... too funny!

T Pat · 2008-09-01, 06:18 PM

I think your Dad and would get along great

Cause it sounds just like something I would do

Tuna · 2008-09-01, 07:08 PM

HAHA Thats funny.

Tekster · 2008-09-01, 07:59 PM

LOL, That's funny!

pebkac · 2008-09-01, 09:07 PM

Well at least his little snip snip procedure is safe from the eyes of the world!

Funny story!

NY Jester · 2008-09-01, 09:48 PM

Im sure most dads and moms would do the same hahah classic!

smutguy · 2008-09-01, 11:15 PM

Thomas · 2008-09-02, 02:59 AM

RedCherry · 2008-09-02, 09:58 AM

Lol, sounds like something my sister would do.

RedCherry · 2008-09-02, 09:58 AM

Although she wouldn't find a vasectomy file, lol.

sue-fl · 2008-09-02, 10:18 AM

LOL..I was a little nervous when first reading about all the info. he found on himself (didn't know about the toolbar thingy) That was a good one Greenie

Simon · 2008-09-02, 10:57 AM

That's fucking funny.

But it made me wonder how many times someone (older?) uses that Google Desktop search to look for porn and winds up finding something they can get off to on their own hard drive already. Particularly if they've already downloaded lots of pics and movies.

Damn...that might be an argument for why webmasters shouldn't name files like "hot-blonde-deepthroating.mpg (or .jpg)" so that they don't get found on local searches by mistake.

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stuveltje · 2008-09-02, 12:10 PM

grin that i am gonna tell my mom, she thinks she knows alot about the puter and the net, but i am sure she doenst know that, i am gonna tell her tomorrow i found all kinds of things about her...she will buy it

ExLust · 2008-09-03, 12:10 AM

Hahaha, funny.

raven1083 · 2008-09-05, 11:37 PM

hahaha that was really funny.

2008-09-01, 04:08 PM	#1
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	My Dad Googled Himself For The 1st Time... So my Dad calls me today. He's home goofing off on the computer & decided to Google himself. He 1st asks me if I've ever done it and, of course, I have. I tell him that the one thing that pertains to me is an old WIPO domain case I lost. Then I say there's more famous people with the same name (newspaper guy, photographer. etc) He then tells me that when he did it, the 1st thing to come up was his resume. He got the job he has a couple years ago after working for years with 2 other companies (he's killing time - 16 months to go) Anyway, he keep tells me about the other results and one of them is info about his vasectomy! This one took me back a bit, so I started to search, but I could not duplicate his results. I tried just his name, added his middle name, middle initial, all in quotes, etc. I don't see ANYTHING on him. So then I asked him if he had Google Desktop installed & he said yes. (if you don't get it, Google Desktop searches your computer 1st, then the web - he was looking at links to internal files) __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2008-09-01, 04:20 PM	#3
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2008-09-01, 04:20 PM	#4
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2008-09-01, 04:51 PM	#5
justbondage I want to set the record straight - I thought the cop was a prostitute Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 293	He was typing his name into a local search that looks through his files and stuff.... __________________ TOF - Post your galleries JB - Post bondage stuff ICQ - 424617189

2008-09-01, 06:18 PM	#8
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2008-09-01, 04:13 PM	#2
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	I still don't get it????

2008-09-01, 05:00 PM	#6
Bill Selling porn allows me to stay in a constant state of Bliss - ain't that a trip! Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,914	HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Thats actually freekin hilarious.

2008-09-01, 05:50 PM	#7
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2008-09-01, 07:08 PM	#9
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2008-09-01, 07:59 PM	#10
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2008-09-01, 09:07 PM	#11
pebkac Banned Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 14	Well at least his little snip snip procedure is safe from the eyes of the world! Funny story!

2008-09-01, 09:48 PM	#12
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2008-09-01, 11:15 PM	#13
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2008-09-02, 09:58 AM	#15
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2008-09-02, 10:18 AM	#17
sue-fl You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: May 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 2,837	LOL..I was a little nervous when first reading about all the info. he found on himself (didn't know about the toolbar thingy) That was a good one Greenie

2008-09-02, 10:57 AM	#18
Simon That which does not kill us, will try, try again. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Conch Republic Posts: 5,150	That's fucking funny. But it made me wonder how many times someone (older?) uses that Google Desktop search to look for porn and winds up finding something they can get off to on their own hard drive already. Particularly if they've already downloaded lots of pics and movies. Damn...that might be an argument for why webmasters shouldn't name files like "hot-blonde-deepthroating.mpg (or .jpg)" so that they don't get found on local searches by mistake. . __________________ "If you're happy and you know it, think again." -- Guru Pitka

2008-09-02, 12:10 PM	#19
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2008-09-03, 12:10 AM	#20
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2008-09-05, 11:37 PM	#21
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