How To Piss Off Cats And Dogs.

ecchi · 2013-07-16, 04:24 AM

For the past few days I have been house sitting for a friend and looking after his dog and cats. The week before that I ate way too much saturated fat, so decided that while I was at my friend's apartment I'd survive on vegetarian meals to reduce the cholesterol level of my blood.

As I know from previous periods of house sitting his apartment, his dog and both cats are great scroungers. All three congregate around the table at meal times demanding their share of my food. The dog is reasonably patient, but if I ignore the cats they will jump up on the table and try to steal food from my plate. So when I have finished, I always save a bit for all of them.

But none of them were expecting vegetarian food.

The dog looked at his bowl that up at me with a face that seemed to say "Vegetarian food? You know I'm a dog, right? Dogs don't so vegetarian food!"

While the cats glared at me with a more vicious look that said "Falafel! I don't eat no stinking falafel. If you know what is good for you, you will get me meat, and get it pronto!"

Greenguy · 2013-07-16, 08:35 AM

Toby · 2013-07-16, 09:54 AM

Cats are evil evil evil.

MeatPounder · 2013-07-16, 01:05 PM

The good thing about feeding cats a vegetarian diet is it makes their coats so soft and silky

Plus it makes their meat taste so much sweeter

ecchi · 2013-07-18, 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by MeatPounder

The good thing about feeding cats a vegetarian diet is it makes their coats so soft and silky

Yeah but how do you do that? Cats refuse to est anything that was not once alive and running around!

tadpole · 2013-07-18, 01:35 PM

Shit, I just wasted my f ing time posting about my veg loving cats and dogs, its vanished in the air like a mysteriously dropped fart!

tadpole · 2013-07-18, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by tadpole

Shit, I just wasted my f ing time posting about my veg loving cats and dogs, its vanished in the air like a mysteriously dropped fart!

If I was not so pissed off about my informative post vanishing like a bad fart, I was on the roll to to tell you pimps what to feed reptiles and amphibians, jeez.

I thought the 1st world was jacked up

pornsprite · 2013-07-21, 08:22 PM

Yea, my dogs will eat anything we eat including vegetables.

bDok · 2013-07-22, 05:36 PM

My dog eats raw broccoli, carrots, and loves green apples. However, chicken and red meat though is like crack. He freaks the fuck out for that.

Jeremy82 · 2013-07-23, 01:56 PM

My cat has a special passion for marble cake. She eats it 2-3 cm deep around - I don't understand why she doesn't cut it into slices.

2013-07-16, 04:24 AM	#1
ecchi Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: About to be evicted!!!! Posts: 4,082	How To Piss Off Cats And Dogs. For the past few days I have been house sitting for a friend and looking after his dog and cats. The week before that I ate way too much saturated fat, so decided that while I was at my friend's apartment I'd survive on vegetarian meals to reduce the cholesterol level of my blood. As I know from previous periods of house sitting his apartment, his dog and both cats are great scroungers. All three congregate around the table at meal times demanding their share of my food. The dog is reasonably patient, but if I ignore the cats they will jump up on the table and try to steal food from my plate. So when I have finished, I always save a bit for all of them. But none of them were expecting vegetarian food. The dog looked at his bowl that up at me with a face that seemed to say "Vegetarian food? You know I'm a dog, right? Dogs don't so vegetarian food!" While the cats glared at me with a more vicious look that said "Falafel! I don't eat no stinking falafel. If you know what is good for you, you will get me meat, and get it pronto!"

2013-07-16, 08:35 AM	#2
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2013-07-18, 01:35 PM	#6
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2013-07-21, 08:22 PM	#8
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2013-07-16, 01:05 PM	#4
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2013-07-22, 05:36 PM	#9
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2013-07-23, 01:56 PM	#10
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