Last Friday of August 2013. What will I fuck up today?

[Simon]

Originally Posted by Greenguy

A couple years ago, the week after one of our big Independence Day parties, The Bitch filled the tank at our local Grocery & Gas store. Seeing as she'd bought a shitload of parties supplies in the weeks leading up, we had a lot of points. So, she filled up the tank with 20 or so gallons & looked at the total of the sale: $0.83 Seems that our points covered all but $0.03-9/10ths of each gallon

Fuck, now that's what I call a fucking discount.

I only saved about 60 cents a gallon.

I guess I need to throw more parties.