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Old 2014-05-28, 06:36 PM   #1
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Gym, adult work, mailstream work and replaced a hard drive in a MacBook.

Now I'm out having a beer killing sometime before meeting up with another client.

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Old 2014-05-28, 10:08 PM   #2
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I just ordered Viagra online. Either I will have little blue pills in a couple of weeks or my bank account will be empty by morning. It could go either way. Another wonderful side-effect of my divorce. My penis, which is gorgeous, is apparently afraid of vaginas, or at least the different ones I have been sticking it in. I can stay rock hard in a hand and/or mouth, but within a minute of entering a va-jay-jay, I go limp. Awesome.

Oh, good evening to you all.
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Old 2014-05-29, 01:19 AM   #3
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I just ordered Viagra online. Either I will have little blue pills in a couple of weeks or my bank account will be empty by morning. It could go either way. Another wonderful side-effect of my divorce. My penis, which is gorgeous, is apparently afraid of vaginas, or at least the different ones I have been sticking it in. I can stay rock hard in a hand and/or mouth, but within a minute of entering a va-jay-jay, I go limp. Awesome.

Oh, good evening to you all.
Hope you ordered from Pfizer

If not it is not extremely likely your penis will become Permanently Useless, but if so that will make a hell of a joke!
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Old 2014-05-29, 03:05 AM   #4
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I just ordered Viagra online. Either I will have little blue pills in a couple of weeks or my bank account will be empty by morning.
Ha Ha, if I ever need Viagra I won't have to risk buying them online, or buy them anywhere. I an British and diabetic, this means that if I need those little blue pills the government buy and will pay for them for me.

Sometimes I love the British government!
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