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2014-12-23, 07:55 PM
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Santa's Worst Delivery
 To say Santa was nervous would be an understatement. He was terrified.But it had to be done, he had to visit every house on Christmas Eve, it was his sworn duty. But that did not stop him shaking like a leaf, as quietly as he could be, more quietly than he had ever been, he crawled down that chimney. Ironically Santa is not a religious man, but he preyed that night, preyed hard to a God he was not sure that he believed in. Because it had to be done. Then quietly, ever so quietly, the nervous Santa Clause made his delivery to the Pistorius household.  |
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2014-12-23, 08:58 PM
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  And he was never seen again.
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2014-12-24, 02:14 AM
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And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest
energy source there is. Except for solar, which is just a pipe dream 
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Why was Santa delivering Christmas presents on Valentine's Day? South Africa is so fucked up.
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2014-12-24, 06:20 AM
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