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The one and only at your service
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When I was a kid everyone was clamboring to get KISS and Van Halen tickets. Now it's Toby Keith and Niki fucking Minaj.
Christ how times have (fill in the blank) Choices for blank filling are: --- "Changed". --- "Gone to shit" ![]() Today was "wax on -- wax off" day. Meaning I washed the car. Right after visiting the chiropractor.
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: About to be evicted!!!!
Posts: 4,082
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Think I just committed a major crime. Lent a neighbour some money, then remembered he was currently hiding from the police. Aiding and abetting a fugitive escape justice is probably a serious offence!
(My defence: "Sorry officer, I had forgotten you lot were after him, I thought he just wanted the money to buy drugs.") ![]() |
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