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Old 2015-05-11, 02:44 PM   #1
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I'm house sitting for a friend again, looking after his dogs and cats while he is away. So for those in darkest Africa here is the welcome return of the:

Puppy News

The ridgeback puppy loves squeaky toys. He picks them up in his mouth and throws them across the room then pounces on them, squashing them with his big paws and making them go "eeek".

He has one that is about the size of an adult cat, made out of fake fur and shaped like a raccoon. It is called a "Honking Raccoon". I have no idea what noise a raccoon makes, but when you squeeze this one's stomach it makes a farting noise. The dog loves this one, and he will sit for ages making it fart over and over again.

As I type this all I can here is "fart....fart...fart....faaaaaart"

The good thing is that if I break wind I can blame the dog toy!
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Puppy News

The ridgeback puppy loves squeaky toys. He picks them up in his mouth and throws them across the room then pounces on them, squashing them with his big paws and making them go "eeek".

He has one that is about the size of an adult cat, made out of fake fur and shaped like a raccoon. It is called a "Honking Raccoon". I have no idea what noise a raccoon makes, but when you squeeze this one's stomach it makes a farting noise. The dog loves this one, and he will sit for ages making it fart over and over again.

As I type this all I can here is "fart....fart...fart....faaaaaart"

The good thing is that if I break wind I can blame the dog toy!
I gave my lil guy Ren my old Bill The Cat doll & he f'ing LOVES it! He looks so silly dragging it around by Bill's tail, especially when he tries to take it up stairs

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