It's Woken Up Saturday by Jehovah's Witnesses 10150711

[Cleo]

So I'm half awake thinking of going back to sleep with two Jehovah's Witnesses ring my doorbell. Before one of them could even get halfway the religious crap out of her bag I screamed out "Why don't you go fuck yourself and never fucking ring my fucking doorbell again!." The look on their faces was priceless.

Now that I'm awake doing a bit of work before going grocery shopping and then going to a pool party.