man o man...like a bad movie

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So I go to strip club with a few buddys last night...
10 minute into it...I see a nice looking girl on stage....oh wait...wait.................holy crap....It's my 20 yr old cousin!!

So turns out she has been "dancing" for a while....and now I"m the only one who knows. (ps....coke addict ex-con boyfriend also comes with new gig).

So would you....
1. Do nothing.
2. Offer her a place to stay (my house) and clean up her life.
3. Call her Dad.
4. Tell my buddys to stop saying "hey..at least you can now get the family discount"....or...."dude....now we know what your ass looks like".......

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