qualifications of your ideal woman?

iFliPcEsS · 2003-12-18, 01:02 PM

Could you please tell me what are the qualifications of the ideal woman for you..?

Surfn · 2003-12-18, 02:48 PM

That attachment pretty much sums it up for me.

iFliPcEsS · 2003-12-18, 03:24 PM

cool... but don't you have any other qualification other than those listed in the attachment?

dareutwo · 2003-12-18, 04:05 PM

Umm yep, she's not Black.
Other than that, you found my wife.. LOL

finnbear · 2003-12-19, 01:21 AM

This one is easy...

Deaf and blind blonde beautiful nymphomaniac who owns a booze shop.

JanTM · 2003-12-19, 04:11 AM

Here she is fellas... she combines my two main fetishes into one single perfect gal

Surfn · 2003-12-19, 04:11 AM

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Originally posted by iFliPcEsS
cool... but don't you have any other qualification other than those listed in the attachment?

Nupe, I'm easy

Greenguy · 2003-12-19, 06:52 AM

An alcoholic with no gag reflex

urb · 2003-12-19, 07:05 AM

For me, it has to be this lady.

Ramster · 2003-12-19, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greenguy
An alcoholic with no gag reflex

iFliPcEsS · 2003-12-19, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by finnbear
This one is easy...

Deaf and blind blonde beautiful nymphomaniac who owns a booze shop.

lol lol lol

you forgot something mute? but ooposs you can't hear her moan... he he he he

iFliPcEsS · 2003-12-19, 02:12 PM

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Originally posted by JanTM
Here she is fellas... she combines my two main fetishes into one single perfect gal

Is that your ideal woman? or ideal boobs size??? hmmm just asking....

iFliPcEsS · 2003-12-19, 02:17 PM

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Originally posted by ross
#1. Able to give a blowjob where she takes it to the root and licks my balls while she's down there.

#11. Constant reminders of why rule #1 is rule #1

That's not too much to ask for, but the probability of this woman existing is unfathomable.

But I shall keep the dream alive.!!

Hey don't loose your HOPE... there's still robot... who know's somebody could invent your ideal woman he he he so for now... dream on....

JanTM · 2003-12-19, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by iFliPcEsS
Is that your ideal woman? or ideal boobs size??? hmmm just asking....

Both

For all I know she could be intelligent, funny, a good cook and know how to clean the house. But of couse if all that fail I'll have sex with her anyway just because of her dark exotic skin color and not to mention... her big tits

I think I'm in love...

Boogie · 2003-12-19, 09:28 PM

I like the ones without restraining orders.

oh! also the ones that dont press charges!

....

ok sorry poor taste.

My basic qualification is um, if she'll put up with me, I'll take her out :p

but honestly, I'd love to marry a decent looking nerd girl, with nice sexy glasses, dark hair, and is into computer games... preferablly MMORPG's

if you're out there, know I'd marry you on the spot :p

2003-12-18, 03:24 PM	#3
iFliPcEsS I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 81	cool... but don't you have any other qualification other than those listed in the attachment? __________________ [img]http://www.****************.com/images/aos6.gif[/img] ICQ:284494522 msn: summerchic1980@hotmail.com

2003-12-18, 04:05 PM	#4
dareutwo You can't disprove anything with evidence that doesn't exist Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: NW Minnesota - pop 865 +/- 1 Posts: 2,038	Umm yep, she's not Black. Other than that, you found my wife.. LOL __________________ This is me Mark's-Links

2003-12-19, 01:21 AM	#5
finnbear You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Finland Posts: 534	This one is easy... Deaf and blind blonde beautiful nymphomaniac who owns a booze shop. __________________ My free porn sites

2003-12-19, 06:52 AM	#8
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	An alcoholic with no gag reflex __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2003-12-19, 07:05 AM	#9
urb All the way from Room 101 Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,557	For me, it has to be this lady. __________________

2003-12-18, 02:48 PM	#2
Surfn If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Earth on occasion Posts: 8,812	That attachment pretty much sums it up for me.

2003-12-19, 09:28 PM	#15
Boogie I like to blog :) Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,050	I like the ones without restraining orders. oh! also the ones that dont press charges! .... ok sorry poor taste. My basic qualification is um, if she'll put up with me, I'll take her out :p but honestly, I'd love to marry a decent looking nerd girl, with nice sexy glasses, dark hair, and is into computer games... preferablly MMORPG's if you're out there, know I'd marry you on the spot :p