Sometime surfers make me laugh..

Dr Bizzaro · 2004-02-20, 10:26 AM

I received this email today from a surfer talking about a small AVS site I own:

Hello,

I visited your site today via an old bookmark of mine and couldn't get access. Anyhow, I read the home page comment regarding feedback, and realised that the grammar on your site (as on many websites these days) leaves a lot to be desired. Because of the seeming lack of education of their owners, most adult web pages come across as run by imbeciles, which I hope you're not.

I've attached a Word document showing you how the home page should read. If I have time I'll do the same for the rest of your pages. Hope you're not offended.

Ryan, UK.

(Word Document Attached)

Sometimes the email I get, is priceless.

grzepa · 2004-02-20, 10:35 AM

Hehe thats so funny :-) keep that email !

btw. I think this guy is quite ok :-)

Surfn · 2004-02-20, 10:56 AM

Oh NO! It's the spelling and grammar police!

Priceless

lol

Ramster · 2004-02-20, 11:17 AM

Hahahaha

CelticTiger · 2004-02-20, 11:19 AM

LOL - thats too funny.

He likes his porn hardcore and his grammar correct! He must be quite the anal retentive!

Torn Rose · 2004-02-20, 11:29 AM

This sounds exactly like the one we got over the same thing about a year ago.

some plp have way too much time on their hands

DangerDave · 2004-02-20, 05:33 PM

Hahaha nice one DrB.

Ive got a few let me correct your spelling emails over the years too.. but that one is tops

DD

AcidMaX · 2004-02-21, 07:59 AM

HAHAHA thats friggin hilarious.

Extreme John · 2004-02-21, 10:04 AM

So is he the guy surfing for "Grahmar Porn"??? Is that a new thing I didnt know about?

He gets wood when shit is spelled right, and finishes when the entire sentance is correct?

Loses wood when something is spelled wrong?

Ass face...

urb · 2004-02-21, 01:41 PM

Notice that it came from the UK??

The English have some strange idea that because they invented the language, they are duty bound to make sure everyone else in the world is using it properly.

Kinda like the Americans and nuclear power.

MrMaryLou · 2004-02-21, 01:46 PM

Thats too funny LOL

JustAnotherDude · 2004-02-22, 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Extreme John
He gets wood when shit is spelled right, and finishes when the entire sentance is correct?

Grammar Nazi Porn is the next big niche!

amadman · 2004-02-22, 10:34 AM

Did you send him a shit load of your sites to fix

The dude is actually probably trying to stir up a job fixing up your sites for ya.

Fonz · 2004-02-23, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Extreme John
So is he the guy surfing for "Grahmar Porn"??? Is that a new thing I didnt know about?

hehehe, thats like buying Playboy for the articles |afro|

ShermsShack · 2004-02-23, 10:43 PM

I never knew surfers looked past the pics and the "free membership" link!

Great read!

dareutwo · 2004-02-23, 11:18 PM

Taking Jim's grammer school to the extreme

JustAnotherDude · 2004-02-24, 02:48 AM

My site's been up longer, so I can contribute to this thread again...

"i hate kaya" brought some people over. I don't know who Kaya is, but some people apparently hate her.

"vintage blowjobs" which is, I guess, blowjobs you got in the 1920s

"Who am I" apparently results in my site, somehow. Apparently, they are someone who also Luvs Blowjobs, as I do.

2004-02-20, 10:26 AM	#1
Dr Bizzaro I'm not interested in the facts, I'm interested in my opinion. Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 1,620	Sometime surfers make me laugh.. I received this email today from a surfer talking about a small AVS site I own: Hello, I visited your site today via an old bookmark of mine and couldn't get access. Anyhow, I read the home page comment regarding feedback, and realised that the grammar on your site (as on many websites these days) leaves a lot to be desired. Because of the seeming lack of education of their owners, most adult web pages come across as run by imbeciles, which I hope you're not. I've attached a Word document showing you how the home page should read. If I have time I'll do the same for the rest of your pages. Hope you're not offended. Ryan, UK. (Word Document Attached) Sometimes the email I get, is priceless. __________________ -DrBizzaro Make BIG $ selling text links! Sell Links and get $$

2004-02-20, 10:35 AM	#2
grzepa You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 980	Hehe thats so funny :-) keep that email ! btw. I think this guy is quite ok :-) __________________ RATIOS SUCK ? - TRY REALITYCASH !

2004-02-20, 11:17 AM	#4
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2004-02-20, 05:33 PM	#7
DangerDave Bonged Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: BrisVegas, AUSTRALIA Posts: 4,882	Hahaha nice one DrB. Ive got a few let me correct your spelling emails over the years too.. but that one is tops DD __________________ Old Dollars >>>> Now with over 90 Hosted Free Sites <<<< DangerDave.com.au - Adult Links to Free Porn

2004-02-21, 10:04 AM	#9
Extreme John Afro John says: "Touch The Extreme Afro & You'll Be In Extreme Pain!" Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: FL Posts: 1,671	So is he the guy surfing for "Grahmar Porn"??? Is that a new thing I didnt know about? He gets wood when shit is spelled right, and finishes when the entire sentance is correct? Loses wood when something is spelled wrong? Ass face... __________________ September 6, 2007

2004-02-20, 10:56 AM	#3
Surfn If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Earth on occasion Posts: 8,812	Oh NO! It's the spelling and grammar police! Priceless lol

2004-02-20, 11:19 AM	#5
CelticTiger Are you sure this is the Sci-Fi Convention? It's full of nerds! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Ireland Posts: 266	LOL - thats too funny. He likes his porn hardcore and his grammar correct! He must be quite the anal retentive!

2004-02-20, 11:29 AM	#6
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	This sounds exactly like the one we got over the same thing about a year ago. some plp have way too much time on their hands

2004-02-21, 07:59 AM	#8
AcidMaX Programming till my fingers bleed. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 876	HAHAHA thats friggin hilarious.

2004-02-21, 01:41 PM	#10
urb All the way from Room 101 Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,557	Notice that it came from the UK?? The English have some strange idea that because they invented the language, they are duty bound to make sure everyone else in the world is using it properly. Kinda like the Americans and nuclear power. __________________

2004-02-21, 01:46 PM	#11
MrMaryLou i fucking told i type to fucking fast wtf Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: New York Posts: 11,247	Thats too funny LOL __________________ <a href="http://www.greenguysboard.com/onthebench/">Join Me For On The Bench </a>

2004-02-22, 10:34 AM	#13
amadman I've been mad for fucking years, absolutely years, been over the edge for yonks.... Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: padded room Posts: 861	Did you send him a shit load of your sites to fix The dude is actually probably trying to stir up a job fixing up your sites for ya.

2004-02-23, 10:43 PM	#15
ShermsShack Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 157	I never knew surfers looked past the pics and the "free membership" link! Great read! __________________ CHECK OUT DUKE DOLLARS TODAY! - ICQ: 235857 - sherm [@] dukedollars.com

2004-02-23, 11:18 PM	#16
dareutwo You can't disprove anything with evidence that doesn't exist Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: NW Minnesota - pop 865 +/- 1 Posts: 2,038	Taking Jim's grammer school to the extreme __________________ This is me Mark's-Links

2004-02-24, 02:48 AM	#17
JustAnotherDude Are you sure you're an accredited and honored pornographer? Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 68	My site's been up longer, so I can contribute to this thread again... "i hate kaya" brought some people over. I don't know who Kaya is, but some people apparently hate her. "vintage blowjobs" which is, I guess, blowjobs you got in the 1920s "Who am I" apparently results in my site, somehow. Apparently, they are someone who also Luvs Blowjobs, as I do.