Tasty Thursday To You & Yours!

[Greenguy]

God Morning Peoples

Today is Concrete Day here at the house - the guys are out setting up forms & whatnot for the new sidewalk. Then the other guys can backfill all these holes & whatnot & this place might look like a regular old yard by July 4th

NFL schedules also came out yesterday, so I've got a bit of planning to do

[pornrex]

Yes Top o'the Thursday to ya lad...or whatnot

Instead of spending the morning scratching my nuts (as usual) I think I'll build something today.

First, this "pot smoker" is gonna take a bit of a break...

[Useless]

Another bright and sunny day out there and my neighbor's arsoned house is being gutted like a $2 whore in a back alley. Otherwise, all is quiet on Harrison Ave.

Oh, did I tell ya I had to call the police on my cocksucking neighbors the day? Well, we're doing a shitload of spring cleaning around here and getting rid of shit we don't want and don't use. I put a bunch of baby stuff on the front lawn- stroller, car seats, diaper genie- junk like that (my youngest is 5, so that tells you how long we've been storing this crap), but I also put out some exercise equipment, an old 40 inch screen projection TV with a faded picture, and the ugliest queen sleeper couch known to man.

I came home Sunday evening to find everything except one weight bench gone. Woohoo! BUT- that ugly ass couch isn't really gone. Some cocksucker picked it up and left it three houses down on the other side of the street. Scumbag fucks. So I went to the house where it was dropped off and to another neighbor's house to find out who did it. It was my next-door neighbor! Well, it was a couple of teenagers who were visiting him, but he knew about it. (He's the one who took the TV)

Being the bastard I am, I called the police and they made the kids bring the couch back to my yard. It's the small things in life that bring me joy. I tossed it in the dumpster the next morning. I hate neighbors. Up to a year ago, this was a really quiet street.

[Kinky]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Being the bastard I am, I called the police and they made the kids bring the couch back to my yard. It's the small things in life that bring me joy. I tossed it in the dumpster the next morning. I hate neighbors. Up to a year ago, this was a really quiet street.

that is fucking classic!!! happy thursday morning

[pornrex]

Poor Useless...

Things could be worse man.

Here's something that might brighten your day a bit:
http://autonet.ca/Spotlight/NewModel...08/988348.html

[docholly]

Whooohooo.. i'm off until Sunday.. after 17 straight days of work.. NOT that i'm complaining..just hard to go from corporate slut to porn queen in 3 nano seconds.

Got my new biz cards yesterday that have my very straight corporate persona on the front and on the back says "visit camdollies.com" LMAO.. Can't wait for all those broadcasters next week!!

Might actually get to "build submit forget" something today

*waving*..have a good one..

[swedguy]

Useless, sounds like one hell of a day in paradise

[Jim]

Useless, you sound much like a RAT
I have to keep my lovely wife from calling the police every 3 days or so. Our neighbor lady was recently arrested at the local sprawl mart for leaving her 3 year old daughter in the car while she shopped. So now everytime my wife sees the child outside alone, she wants to call.

Anyway, I should be around all day.

[Useless]

Originally Posted by Jim

Useless, you sound much like a RAT

It's sort of funny really. A twenty-four year old guy bought the two family house bordering me about a year ago. Because he hears how I complain about other neighbors, he's really overly considerate of me. He's a really nice guy so I explained to him the other day-if I like you when you move in, you can do anything you damn well please. If my first impression of you is bad, I'll watch your every move from the shadows of my yard and pounce on you when you stumble.

I'm going to have to go on a public relations tour to convince people that no matter how I am to a few neighbors (and a few posters) - I'm really a very nice guy. I am. |clown|

[Rocco]

good morning peeps - hope you are all well up

[Cleo]

Morning again it is then

I got talked onto setting up some Fruit for an old client so I'll be doing that today but it shouldn't take more then a few hours and then back home in my continuing quest to rid my backyard of decking.

[swedguy]

Originally Posted by Cleo

I got talked onto setting up some Fruit for an old client

Since it's coming from you, I'm not sure what it means. It could be regular tasty fruit or some weird tranny lingo for fucking a dude in the ass with the balls inserted too or something else. What is it?

[Cleo]

Fruit= Apple computers

Speaking of Apple they just had another record quarter.
Apple reports $290 million profit; 5.3 million iPods ship
Apple Computer on Wednesday reported a profit of US$290 million for the fiscal second-quarter of 2005. The company said that 1,070,000 Macintosh units and 5,311,000 iPods were shipped during the quarter, which ended March 26, 2005. This represents a 43 percent increase in CPU units and a 558 percent increase in iPods over the year-ago quarter.
http://www.macworld.com/news/2005/04...ance/index.php
And yes I do own some Apple stock.

[Yell]

Good morning
Coffee taste very very good today for some reason.

Useless GG would like that green couch for the pool house

[Useless]

Originally Posted by Yell

Useless GG would like that green couch for the pool house

It was more of a mustard color really. It was in great condition, somewhat comfortable, but horribly ugly. It would have been a great couch for a bar/lounge. I'm positive that that upholstery would have hidden most vomit and cumshot stains.

[swedguy]

Originally Posted by Cleo

Fruit= Apple computers

ahhhh, even I could've figured that one out if my mind wasn't so twisted

[Fonz]

Morning all,

My sister, 2 month old niece and her awful husband are still living at our house, they were supposed to move 2 years ago but lazyness has kept them where they are now. As much as I love kids (not in the Wacko Jacko kinda way) I get crazy from the little brat crying all day long. damn... nothing like coming home from a stressy day at work and ending up in a overcrowded house with some asshole that does nothing else but laying in the couch watching TV and a 2 month old that is in desperate need of attention. Time I kick some folks out...

Other than that it's nice and sunny outside
Have a nice day all.

[Thumbler]

Good morning
Maybe today I'll be able to figure out how to access the Penisbot submit form!

[Ramster]

Good Morning

Today was a dance recital for my daughter. We had to be there for 6:30 and she was on stage at 7:30. This all after a basketball night for me which means I didn't get home until 1am of course and had to get up at 5am for this.

More coffee......

[Cleo]

I'm officially retired from computer consulting but then there are those clients that I become close with over the years that I just can't seem to say no to.

This ones name is Tom and we've know each other for about 15 years now. He just started his own company and has a whole office full of brand new G5 towers and iMacs. He has most of it setup already but is having trouble with setting up a couple of things so I'm heading over there today to take care of a few things for him. I'm hosting his site for him too. I see that he already has put something up, www.impactigroup.net

[MrMaryLou]

Good morning all Couches And Coffee For All

[cockNballs]

Good Thursday morning

hasn't been a great week for me, lost in Hockey..out of the playoffs...lost in bowling out of the playoffs.. trying to keep my brothers 2 dogs seperated, 1 male, 1 female neither fixed and the females in heat now thats fun.

[cockNballs]

"I'm positive that that upholstery would have hidden most vomit and cumshot stains."

I could've brought my friend Sean up again! LOL

[Cleo]

Could always use it for a sitting chair outside at your front door for those that come by and are waiting for you to return home.

[PR_Tom]

Any houses for sale on your block, Useless? We can team up on the no-goodnicks, hehe.

Happy Survivor Thursday! Cant wait to see how that show goes tonight. Poor Steph, all alone on a tropical island.. (plus 5 camera crews).
Will she survive?!?!