Tips And Tricks

Jim · 2003-10-29, 07:44 AM

I am about to leave but wanted to ask all the gurus out there weather they are html, search engine, php, htaccess...etc to think of some good tips and tricks. I have literally sent out over 1000 tips and tricks since 1997 and they are getting harder and harder to come up with.

If you have a good one, send them to me at webmaster@greenguysboard.com

You will get full credit and so will your site.

RawAlex · 2003-10-29, 08:47 AM

" watch out where the huskys go, and don't you eat that yellow snow".

:-)

Alex

Cleo · 2003-10-29, 09:01 AM

If it smells foul down there you probably should move on to another mate.

Don't eat the green fish they taste bitter.

No need to backup as it is always easier to do the second and third time around.

When trying to please the Cleo creature remember that she prefers chocolate and shopping over sex.

Surfn · 2003-10-29, 09:14 AM

A computer can make as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working for 20 years. |goodnight

or

When in charge, ponder. (2) When in trouble, delegate. (3) When in doubt, mumble. |rasta|

or

If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.

Jeremy · 2003-10-29, 09:18 AM

1 - Put 20 wasps in an empty cigar tube.

2 - Put the lid on and shake.

3 - Voila! Handy instant vibrator which never need batteries.

Ramster · 2003-10-29, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jeremy
1 - Put 20 wasps in an empty cigar tube.

2 - Put the lid on and shake.

3 - Voila! Handy instant vibrator which never need batteries.

MrMaryLou · 2003-10-29, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jeremy
1 - Put 20 wasps in an empty cigar tube.

2 - Put the lid on and shake.

3 - Voila! Handy instant vibrator which never need batteries.

A new niche is born wasps porn ?????

Surfn · 2003-10-29, 10:09 AM

MrMaryLou you have a pm

DangerDave · 2003-10-29, 04:40 PM

LOL Jeremy..

DD

GeorgeTH · 2003-10-29, 05:26 PM

I'm about to post 2 questions covering these topics, so whoever comes up with a good answer can get into the "Hall of Fame" and Newsletter Header - LOL

Cleo · 2003-10-29, 05:29 PM

I still prefer chocolate and shopping over 20 wasps in an empty cigar tube.

dareutwo · 2003-10-29, 07:32 PM

LMAO -

Somehow I don't think these are the tips Jim is looking for

Trev · 2003-10-29, 07:56 PM

hmm tips....

1) swing away on a 3-0 pitch

2) it's not paranoia if they ARE all after you

3) take Cleo shopping FOR chocolate

DangerDave · 2003-10-29, 08:11 PM

Avoid losing contact lenses by drilling a small hole in each one and attaching them with a length of nylon fishing line.

Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand closer to the object you wish to view.

DD

Ms Naughty · 2003-10-29, 08:35 PM

Old telephone books make ideal personal address books.
Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you
don't know.

Before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a
garment, always circle the stain in permanent ink pen
so that when you remove the garment from the washing
machine, you can easily locate the area of the stain
and check that it has gone.

Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windshield
wipers turned to fast wipe whenever you leave your car
parked illegally.

I have no real tips or tricks to offer because I seem to do everything the hard way. If anyone has a tip for finding time to incorporate existing tips and tricks into one's work routine and overcoming all those bad habits so that one HAS more time... I'd like to hear it.

If I had a sharper axe I could cut down the trees faster, but I'm too busy cutting down trees to sharpen my axe.

Tommy · 2003-10-29, 08:43 PM

well when I want a company to deliver or install something that they dont normally deliver/install

I ask if their buisness is handicaped accessible then
I tell them that I am in a wheel chair and cannot go there to pick it up and can not install it

Like when we changed over to digital cable
(dont tell accicia)
the cable comapny wanted me to drop off our boxes

I told them that it was to much of a hassle because I was confined to a wheel chair

and Voila the cable guy was here a few days later hooking it up

it works for all sorts of stuff

urb · 2003-10-30, 06:25 AM

Open your command prompt in windows...

C:\

and type in....

Edited by urb..... because it really wasn't that funny.

Surfn · 2003-10-30, 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by urb
Open your command prompt in windows...

C:\

and type in....

Edited by urb..... because it really wasn't that funny.

urb · 2003-10-30, 08:48 AM

Seriously.... here is my pet hate.

onmouseover="window.status='http://www.sponsorcode.com';return true" onmouseout="self.status='';return true"

A real URL in the status bar has a forward slash after the ".com" like this.....

onmouseover="window.status='http://www.sponsorcode.com/';return true" onmouseout="self.status='';return true"

Also, if you place this into the head of a page.....

<META HTTP-EQUIV="imagetoolbar" CONTENT="no">

those pesky IE image toolbars will not show up when someone mouses over your images. Especially useful when doing a tour, when you don't want distractions appearing on screen.

Cleo · 2003-10-30, 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by urb
Seriously.... here is my pet hate.

onmouseover="window.status='http://www.sponsorcode.com';return true" onmouseout="self.status='';return true"

A real URL in the status bar has a forward slash after the ".com" like this.....

onmouseover="window.status='http://www.sponsorcode.com/';return true" onmouseout="self.status='';return true"

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My pet hate of mousovers is when they put something in the onmouseout part.

I get this all the time,
onmouseover="window.status='http://www.sponsorcode.com/';return true" onmouseout="self.status=' ';return true"

They have told the status bar to display " " instead of returning it to its default state. Nothing goes between the quotes, no spaces, no words nothing. Putting noting between the quotes returns the status bar to its default state.

Yeah their actually is a reason that we use the onmouseout part of the code and it is to return the status bar to its default state, not to have it display a bunch of spaces down there. Some, not all, browsers display information down there unless someone has told it to display something else down there.

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docholly · 2003-10-30, 09:33 AM

you guys are too funny...LMAO

Tip: if you have to fly in coach, always fly in the last 3 rows, they have the greatest survival rate. If you are 1st class, you are drunk anyway so you won't care.

Trix: Easiest ones are found on 23rd and 10th.. Best ones are on 5th and 59th but they are way more expensive.

have a GREAT morning!!

urb · 2003-10-30, 11:00 AM

Another Tip is to read this web site http://www.anybrowser.org/campaign/

Especially if you slice and dice your images.

garv · 2003-10-30, 11:32 AM

if you are feeling sinister
Go off and see a minister
He'll try in vain to take away the pain of being a hopeless unbeliever

RawAlex · 2003-10-30, 01:31 PM

Every man has a plan that won't work.

If you have to shoot a mime, use a silencer.

The other line is faster.

You just knew it.

Call 911. Make a cop cum.

LilBiggz · 2003-10-30, 03:58 PM

Tip

Rotate your tips and tricks...

2003-10-29, 07:44 AM	#1
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	Tips And Tricks I am about to leave but wanted to ask all the gurus out there weather they are html, search engine, php, htaccess...etc to think of some good tips and tricks. I have literally sent out over 1000 tips and tricks since 1997 and they are getting harder and harder to come up with. If you have a good one, send them to me at webmaster@greenguysboard.com You will get full credit and so will your site.

2003-10-29, 09:01 AM	#3
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	If it smells foul down there you probably should move on to another mate. Don't eat the green fish they taste bitter. No need to backup as it is always easier to do the second and third time around. When trying to please the Cleo creature remember that she prefers chocolate and shopping over sex. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2003-10-29, 04:40 PM	#9
DangerDave Bonged Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: BrisVegas, AUSTRALIA Posts: 4,882	LOL Jeremy.. DD __________________ Old Dollars >>>> Now with over 90 Hosted Free Sites <<<< DangerDave.com.au - Adult Links to Free Porn

2003-10-29, 05:26 PM	#10
GeorgeTH Don't let a programmer design your front-end pages! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: currently on the road in CA Posts: 781	I'm about to post 2 questions covering these topics, so whoever comes up with a good answer can get into the "Hall of Fame" and Newsletter Header - LOL __________________ Have a nice day!

2003-10-29, 05:29 PM	#11
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	I still prefer chocolate and shopping over 20 wasps in an empty cigar tube. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2003-10-29, 08:47 AM	#2
RawAlex Took the hint. Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,597	" watch out where the huskys go, and don't you eat that yellow snow". :-) Alex

2003-10-29, 09:14 AM	#4
Surfn If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Earth on occasion Posts: 8,812	A computer can make as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working for 20 years. \|goodnight or When in charge, ponder. (2) When in trouble, delegate. (3) When in doubt, mumble. \|rasta\| or If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.

2003-10-29, 09:18 AM	#5
Jeremy Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: AU Posts: 406	1 - Put 20 wasps in an empty cigar tube. 2 - Put the lid on and shake. 3 - Voila! Handy instant vibrator which never need batteries.

2003-10-29, 10:09 AM	#8
Surfn If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Earth on occasion Posts: 8,812	MrMaryLou you have a pm

2003-10-29, 07:32 PM	#12
dareutwo You can't disprove anything with evidence that doesn't exist Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: NW Minnesota - pop 865 +/- 1 Posts: 2,038	LMAO - Somehow I don't think these are the tips Jim is looking for __________________ This is me Mark's-Links

2003-10-29, 07:56 PM	#13
Trev Is it over already? Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: the beautiful shores of Lake Erie Posts: 890	hmm tips.... 1) swing away on a 3-0 pitch 2) it's not paranoia if they ARE all after you 3) take Cleo shopping FOR chocolate __________________ Hey buddy... can you spare a sig?

2003-10-29, 08:11 PM	#14
DangerDave Bonged Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: BrisVegas, AUSTRALIA Posts: 4,882	Avoid losing contact lenses by drilling a small hole in each one and attaching them with a length of nylon fishing line. Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand closer to the object you wish to view. DD __________________ Old Dollars >>>> Now with over 90 Hosted Free Sites <<<< DangerDave.com.au - Adult Links to Free Porn

2003-10-29, 08:35 PM	#15
Ms Naughty old enough to be Grandma Scrotum Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 1,408	Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know. Before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a garment, always circle the stain in permanent ink pen so that when you remove the garment from the washing machine, you can easily locate the area of the stain and check that it has gone. Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windshield wipers turned to fast wipe whenever you leave your car parked illegally. I have no real tips or tricks to offer because I seem to do everything the hard way. If anyone has a tip for finding time to incorporate existing tips and tricks into one's work routine and overcoming all those bad habits so that one HAS more time... I'd like to hear it. If I had a sharper axe I could cut down the trees faster, but I'm too busy cutting down trees to sharpen my axe. __________________ Promote Bright Desire

2003-10-29, 08:43 PM	#16
Tommy NYC Boy That Moved To The Island Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 2,940	well when I want a company to deliver or install something that they dont normally deliver/install I ask if their buisness is handicaped accessible then I tell them that I am in a wheel chair and cannot go there to pick it up and can not install it Like when we changed over to digital cable (dont tell accicia) the cable comapny wanted me to drop off our boxes I told them that it was to much of a hassle because I was confined to a wheel chair and Voila the cable guy was here a few days later hooking it up it works for all sorts of stuff

2003-10-30, 06:25 AM	#17
urb All the way from Room 101 Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,557	Open your command prompt in windows... C:\ and type in.... Edited by urb..... because it really wasn't that funny. Last edited by urb; 2003-10-30 at 06:40 AM..

2003-10-30, 08:48 AM	#19
urb All the way from Room 101 Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,557	Seriously.... here is my pet hate. onmouseover="window.status='http://www.sponsorcode.com';return true" onmouseout="self.status='';return true" A real URL in the status bar has a forward slash after the ".com" like this..... onmouseover="window.status='http://www.sponsorcode.com/';return true" onmouseout="self.status='';return true" Also, if you place this into the head of a page..... <META HTTP-EQUIV="imagetoolbar" CONTENT="no"> those pesky IE image toolbars will not show up when someone mouses over your images. Especially useful when doing a tour, when you don't want distractions appearing on screen.

2003-10-30, 09:33 AM	#21
docholly Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Sin-City USA Posts: 4,973	you guys are too funny...LMAO Tip: if you have to fly in coach, always fly in the last 3 rows, they have the greatest survival rate. If you are 1st class, you are drunk anyway so you won't care. Trix: Easiest ones are found on 23rd and 10th.. Best ones are on 5th and 59th but they are way more expensive. have a GREAT morning!! __________________ Support Indie Porn Sites OMGoddess You know you need some Bling!!

2003-10-30, 11:00 AM	#22
urb All the way from Room 101 Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,557	Another Tip is to read this web site http://www.anybrowser.org/campaign/ Especially if you slice and dice your images.

2003-10-30, 11:32 AM	#23
garv They have the Internet on computers, now? Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Paris Posts: 145	if you are feeling sinister Go off and see a minister He'll try in vain to take away the pain of being a hopeless unbeliever

2003-10-30, 01:31 PM	#24
RawAlex Took the hint. Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,597	Every man has a plan that won't work. If you have to shoot a mime, use a silencer. The other line is faster. You just knew it. Call 911. Make a cop cum.

2003-10-30, 03:58 PM	#25
LilBiggz No offence Apu, but when they were handing out religions you must have been out taking a whizz Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 281	Tip Rotate your tips and tricks...