The Science of Toga Parties

tickler · 2008-01-07, 02:53 PM

Why can't I find a job doing this?

Field work can be hell. But thanks to the dogged researchers who attended 66 college parties in Southern California, now at last it can revealed:
- Playing drinking games at a party leads to increased levels of alcohol in the bloodstream.

- One of the more interesting findings was that young women drank more heavily than males at themed events.
http://tierneylab.blogs.nytimes.com/...755&ei=5087%0A

munchie · 2008-01-09, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by tickler

- Playing drinking games at a party leads to increased levels of alcohol in the bloodstream.

No Shit! You think. One of my former bosses told me what a toga party was when I was about 16. Same boss that told me how to get a chicken to do a line and how to play quarters even when you're already crunk.

I think women drink more at "themed events" because they feel like they have to out drink the men. Our society makes it sound like you have to be able to drink a lot to be socially accepted... but hangovers suck!

Maybe that's why I'm a smoker... no hangovers.

papagmp · 2008-01-09, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by munchie

No Shit! You think. One of my former bosses told me what a toga party was when I was about 16. Same boss that told me how to get a chicken to do a line and how to play quarters even when you're already crunk.

I think women drink more at "themed events" because they feel like they have to out drink the men. Our society makes it sound like you have to be able to drink a lot to be socially accepted... but hangovers suck!

Maybe that's why I'm a smoker... no hangovers.

And you smoke more than most men

hashbury · 2008-01-10, 12:45 AM

Im with munchie on this one

SirMoby · 2008-01-10, 01:19 AM

I used to live in Ocean City, MD. At my last Toga Party there I purchased 100 plastic Hawaiian Leis. Every woman got laid and we ran out before midnight.

A friend that worked at a local hotel chain stole 50 extra sheets. May people showed up claiming that they would wear a toga if they had one

Toga parties pretty much rock. I want a grant to go study this.

Simon · 2008-01-10, 06:50 AM

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At my last Toga Party there I purchased 100 plastic Hawaiian Leis. Every woman got laid and we ran out before midnight.

Hmm... was that "laid" or "leid"..?

That one letter could make a hell of a difference in what kind of party it was.

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SirMoby · 2008-01-10, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Simon

Hmm... was that "laid" or "leid"..?

That one letter could make a hell of a difference in what kind of party it was.

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That's the beauty of the English language. You tell everyone that she's going to get layed, convince her that she has not choice and she's going to smile about it. Then when you give her necklace she seems to want something more

papagmp · 2008-01-10, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by SirMoby

I used to live in Ocean City, MD. At my last Toga Party there I purchased 100 plastic Hawaiian Leis. Every woman got laid and we ran out before midnight.

A friend that worked at a local hotel chain stole 50 extra sheets. May people showed up claiming that they would wear a toga if they had one

Toga parties pretty much rock. I want a grant to go study this.

Hell - at my last party everybody got laid and as far as I know, none of them were plastic.

Bassmaster · 2008-01-11, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by SirMoby

I used to live in Ocean City, MD. At my last Toga Party there I purchased 100 plastic Hawaiian Leis. Every woman got laid and we ran out before midnight.

A friend that worked at a local hotel chain stole 50 extra sheets. May people showed up claiming that they would wear a toga if they had one

Toga parties pretty much rock. I want a grant to go study this.

I agree!!! Can't help but think of John Belushi, Animal House!!!! "they took the bar, the whole fukin bar!!!"

Vendzilla · 2008-01-11, 06:39 PM

we had toga parties when I was in the Navy, then we had captains mast afterwards for all the destruction we caused! LMAO

Useless · 2008-01-11, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

we had toga parties when I was in the Navy, then we had captains mast afterwards for all the destruction we caused!

I can imagine all of that gay sex would be rather destructive for all those semen - doh! - I mean seamen.

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2008-01-10, 01:19 AM	#5
SirMoby Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 2,706	I used to live in Ocean City, MD. At my last Toga Party there I purchased 100 plastic Hawaiian Leis. Every woman got laid and we ran out before midnight. A friend that worked at a local hotel chain stole 50 extra sheets. May people showed up claiming that they would wear a toga if they had one Toga parties pretty much rock. I want a grant to go study this.